paedophile

You spelled it wrong you british motherfucker. Its pedophile, not paedophile, ya twat.

British person: paedophiles suck. Murrican motherfucking badass: Its pedophile you wanker!

by faffabetaler April 14, 2019

twitter pated

The feeling you get before you have sex.

After kissing her ear i felt twitter pated and wanted to fuck.

by Tina Peck September 7, 2005

chasing pavements

The act of contracting the bowel muscles trying to defecate during anal sex, the partner withdrawing a few times allowing partial defecation and ejaculating while performing fellatio tasting your own shit.

They were chasing pavements shifting roles all night, look how the bed sheets are stained with sperm and feces.

by slickidiot November 13, 2011

Twitter-pated

1. completely and totally obsessed with Twitter.
2. constantly checking/updating Twitter

Alanna's completely Twitter-pated. She's always online.

by Iustì September 4, 2009

Pavement Snake

A huge shit laid across the pavement.

Holy shit that dog laid a pavement snake

by vinnoi March 27, 2008

Paedofiddled

When you are the victim of a paedophile. It is not the paedophile themselves but instead the victim. The person who has been paedophiddled must be under the age of 18.

Amelia: I'm so gutted i'm eighteen!

George + Adam: Errrrm okay, why!?

Amelia: Cause now I'll never be paedofiddled!

by georgeee123 January 25, 2011

Will Paged

Unintentionally going above and beyond the call of an evening. Usually a term of intoxication whereas one did NOT intend to be so. Also a reference to the lack of will power of resistance such as being paged or called upon to seek the next level.

My little resistance last night was awful as if I got myself will paged.

by bananaman420 April 1, 2010