Planicking

The instinctive reaction of hearing news of a surprise event

Sam's planicking became so over blown it culminated in a five agency emergency meeting

by Portable Chaoz September 19, 2015

Packing Salmon

*could also be said "Packing the salmon"
Euphemism for having sex

The salmon was packed and ready for shipping, but it didn't get shipped.

"Have you seen Mack and Alex?
"Nah, they're upstairs packing salmon."

by jiffyluube September 4, 2016

packing grams

Packing several grams of weed, heroin, cocaine etc.

"Dude you're really packing grams." He says.

by onyxfirebird December 25, 2016

Packing cold

Carrying over the counter drugs and showing them to others.

Hey man I see your packing cold... wanna share?

by Stegosaurus Eco And Nope May 4, 2017

packing snowballs

Shoving a handful of used condoms up your "other girlfriend's butthole.

"Man, I've been packing snowballs in Tori since Wal-Mart had a grocery section."

by Ginger_fuckwit December 10, 2017

packing sausage

The act of a male wrapping up his penis toward his back in order to present himself as a lady.

I think John has been packing sausage since he entered college, since then he introduces himself as Jeannine.

by DaDimeBagger January 29, 2018

Packing some heat

Cool as fuck

Damn bro, hes packing some heat

by Anus26 August 26, 2018