She/he/div. went Puerto Rico on me

When someone goes Puerto Rico on someone or when someone goes to Puerto Rico during sex, it means that she/he/div. licked the other person's genitals-more specifically the other's person asshole, because the person goes singing "ay ay ay (Puerto Rico)" from the excitement.

-So, how did it go last night?

-She/he/div. went Puerto Rico on me.
Or
She/he/div. went to Puerto Rico on me and I was like "ay ay ay".

by ChrisJohny May 20, 2021

Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaner

In 1804, Several peasants in Germany were revolting against their dictator because he was being a big turkey. They decided that the Americans in America were not helping them enough with there potatos, so they overthrew their king dictator guy, and they went to America with their potatos and hit some Americans. The Americans, out of anger, threw apples at the Germans, who, ironically, were powered up by apples by 7 points! The Americans lost against the Germans, but luckily, since the Germans weren't American, they lost by default. The Americans then took all their apples and renamed them Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaners.

Hey! You there! Yea you ya turkey! Give her the'old Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaner!

by Commander Turkey February 19, 2011

Puerto Rican tax return

It's when a Puerto Rican girl gives you anal so you'll marry her in order to give her U.S. citizenship.

Bob: I just got a Puerto Rican tax return from this hot piece of ass last night.
Joe: Damn! It's so hot when girls come here illegally.

by Buttstink Goober November 13, 2014

Puerto Rican Vulture

Scoping a party for hot bitches and then fucking them hard

Hannah is such a Puerto Rican Vulture!

by Pa Pancake May 12, 2015

Puerto Rican pedicure

When you are too lazy or don't have enough time to paint all your toenails and only paint the ones that are exposed.

I was running late for work had to give myself a Puerto Rican Pedicure so I could
Wear my peep toe heels

by Tapcount November 17, 2016

Puerto RiCAN'T get over the border

When a Puerto Rican can't get over the U.S. border.

My friend Puerto RiCAN'T get over the border.

by Bastion Boi69 December 1, 2018

Puerto Real

Dwarf town belonging to the province of Cadiz (Andalusia), in which you will not have any future if you live in it.
The few young people left in it go away for work or die of poverty.

I stayed to live in Puerto Real and now I dedicate myself to collect coquinas.
My best friend lives in Puerto Real, so he's a fucking cani.
I'm going to buy in Carrefour, oh no, I forgot that I live in Puerto Real.

by Alejandros de los comunismos July 12, 2017