Porch Panda

During the match of a PUBG or Fortnite game the word you would use to describe the black avatar that kills you and takes your shit....
Dude that "Porch Panda" just fucking killed me with c4 what a fucking twat
by OGPORCHPANDA July 07, 2018
Get the Porch Panda mug.

Front Porch Racism

Another phrase to describe the bigotry of low expectations; people who assume that another race needs to rely on them for support.

"Front Porch" to paint a picture of a slaveowner on their front porch feeling justified for "providing."
Example 1:
a: "If you don't prove extra help to this ethnic community, they will never be able to succeed on their own."
b: "That's front porch racism."

Example 2:
a: "I think Jojo might be a front porch racist. He always talks about how *insert race here* should get extra assistance from the government.
by WMWARRIOR February 25, 2022
Get the Front Porch Racism mug.

painting the porch

The act of making out in your girlfriends bed instead of painting her mothers porch
Wanna go finish painting the porch?
by spazzyjazzy10102 January 03, 2020
Get the painting the porch mug.

porch ninja

a ninja who is to lazy to get off the porch is a porch ninja
by a lazy ninja October 25, 2013
Get the porch ninja mug.

porch spider

Soulless, spineless money hungry wench. Member of the succubus family. Feeds on pitty, drama and bullshit. Tries to use its wits of a broken oreo to seem attractive to the male species. Will attempt to attack the male species with its wet wendys sack giblet pussy. Caution the Porch Spider will drag you through court for any utmost reason.
She may be a Porch Spider, but man is her pussy ugly.

Stay away from Tree Nut Street, that Porch Spider in heat.
by OIC-U-812 August 01, 2021
Get the porch spider mug.

Porch spider

Soulless, spineless, and money hungry, member of the succubus species. Feeds on pitty, drama, and bullshit. Will attempt to use its wits of a broken oreo to lure in its mate. Once mating season arrives it will try to use its wet paper sack giblet wound to attract its mate.
Stay away from tree nut street, that porch spider is in heat.

That girl look like an ole porch spider!
by OIC-U-812 August 02, 2021
Get the Porch spider mug.

Porch Mexican

An old Mexican dude that snorts cocaine off the front of his property
The old porch Mexican does cocaine off the railings, his porch
by Passdadrip June 05, 2023
Get the Porch Mexican mug.