Pookake

Pookake is when several people perform a variation of an act called "Bukake" where instead of ejaculating on to someone's face, they just take a fat shit on them instead.

Person 1: "AHHH! THOSE BIRDS JUST SHAT ON MY FUCKING FACE!"
Person 2: "hehe lol, get pookaked dumbass"

by WoWkeii August 27, 2022

Pookie Effect

The indescribable ability for the trashiest, most heinous man in your life to somehow constantly be redeemed and never go away forever. you think affectionately of him, he’s simultaneously your pookie bear, stinkabutt and singular source of self-esteem trauma

bro, i swear i don’t love him anymore it’s just the pookie effect. he’s calling rn i gtg

by &M December 13, 2022

Pookie core

when you express your love for someone or something that’s so cute but so dreamy

Oh my god look at him… he’s so pookie core!!

by felixfellybelly December 21, 2022

pookie

p- perseverence
o- optismism
o- ovulating
k- kharismatic leader
i- ingenius
e- electronic

thats not dookie thats pookie

by pokepookie February 5, 2023

Pookie Cheating

When you’re pookie (someone you call cute/friend) is cheating on you with someone else.

“How dare you! Pookie cheating is not okay :((..”

by no name haha August 26, 2023

Pookatron

The best lover you could ever have a cool cat if u will “strongest version of a pookie one can be “

Your the pookatron of my life pookie

by Pookatron master September 14, 2023

pookiewookiebear

A word used for only the dearest, bestest homie.
If thou shalt hath girlfriend near pookiewookiebear, these unpleasant circumstances will end in a catastrophic pookiewookie conundrum.

"My pookiewookiebear, it's bed time, so it's cuddle time."

by coomchalice October 15, 2023