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PM Technology

PM (Pure Magic) Technology is slang used by engineers. Machines that run on PM Technology are the opposite of AM Technology, which do actual work. Machines that run on PM Technology don't have to work. They just have to "look" like they work to a lay person. They are low quality, low reliability and undocumented machines that provide erroneous data for convincing non-technical people. Poor managing is typically the cause of PM Technology. Corporate managers like to use the bad data provided by PM technology to spin a story that sounds like AM Technology. At the end of the day, the lay man believes that PM technology is the same as AM Technology while the engineers always know that it runs on nothing but Pure Magic.
Young Engineer: "Did you see the data that the bossman presented at that meeting today? That didn't make sense at all did it?"
Old Engineer: "I made the machine that created that data. That thing doesn't really work. It runs on PM technology!"
Young Engineer: "Shouldn't we fix that?"
Old Engineer: "That's not in the budget!"
by CynicalEngineer March 7, 2019
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AHHHH it a PM!
by PahntoLoupe January 28, 2021
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PM

PARK MOLESTER:
man assigned by DISNEY STAFF to INTENTIONALLY HARASS GUESTS - not to be confused with disney's harassment prevention
dang! that PM certainly has one heck of a week during spring break!
by thepm_official October 31, 2023
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PM's

Pirvite messages
Girl I'm trying slide into your PM's
by Yenyu January 7, 2018
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NC PM

Need Contact / Private Massage

Often used by dak-dak rempit
Vanesh:NC PM tioh new number
by Sapir3XL July 23, 2022
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11 pm rule

past 11 pm people get horny, and say things over text they wouldnt wanna say
Whats the 11 pm rule?
"i get crazy horny over text"
by uhohuhoh1136 May 31, 2023
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Pms

Period mood swings, when a girl changes there mood every month they can be happy and then instantly sad or angry and want to rip your head off so it’s nothing to be scared of just don’t get in their bad side
Shit my pms is back
by Girlzatline March 12, 2018
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