pikeys

People born in the South-East of London sporting Legoman hair cuts and holding a can of Super-Strength Kestral Lager. Most often seen in the company of Fellow Pikeys and young pregnant girls with bleached hair, orange faces more fake gold than a Tunisian bazzare.

Fuck off you legohaired, lager swilling Pikey and NO I dont want my drive tarmaced and I dont want to buy a 'cheap carpet for me Gran'

by Mmmm October 17, 2003

Piked

Stole. In the manner of a pikey (SCUMMMMMMMMMM!)

We piked this gear from the estate.

by Sarah December 18, 2004

pi kappa alpha [pike]

A group of nerds who cant party. Mostly gay. Drexel chapter is the worst of all.

Those Pike nerds live in a row home.

by 1686 May 8, 2005

Piney Porridge

The vital element of a mans sexual arousement. A nauturally produced pulp created to transport its commuters from Piney to Jiney ultimately used for procreation and to provide a natural release for the possesor of the organ, or in some cases, when a Jiney is not available, a sock/apple pie/anus can replace. Needless to say this particular porridge can be found around the general vicinity of the Piney, aka A Mans Reproductive Organ, aka Penis, aka pork sword, aka johnson, aka dinkle.
Warning: The combination of Jiney Juice and Piney Porridge can often lead to screaming whinging brats.
FOOTNOTE: 14 year old chav girls are often more susceptible to the receiving of Piney Porridge, however caution should be taken if you do not want to pay maintenance for the brat/child/thing for 18 years.

I shot my Piney Porridge all over her tits.

Goldilocks: This Piney Porridge is too salty!

The strange substance on Ben Stillers ear in There's Something About Mary.

Woman: I'm not swallowing that!
Man: But Piney Porridge is good for you, it keeps you warm and full right through till lunch!

by PennyPicker April 21, 2008

pokey bumwanker

when your masterbating and you stick your finger up your but

dude last night i was beatin it and stuck my finger up my butt!

eww you pokey bumwanker

by yeah daddy October 23, 2008

Pakey

extraordinary imitator

That Pakey can just mirror anything around him

by Brian Mcpake February 21, 2004

pokey reese

backup short stop and starting 2b for the redsox. he is argualbly the best shortstop in the majors.

did u see how high that ball was, before pokey reese got it!?

by nick July 24, 2004