The Hannah Perks

Hannah Perks is a mythical creature who has lived on the Earth for billions of years.

Hannah's main interests are gaming, making love to lamp posts and touching up old men.

Hannah can't attract any male species her age so she targets the older generation among her species.

The Hannah Perks dwells the depths of Soho.

by The Notorious MrSpagBoll August 10, 2012

periscoping

When taking a dump your turd goes down the toilet and still manages to break the surface of the water, resembling a periscope from a submarine.

I just took a dump that was so long it was periscoping.

by stephen sanders December 9, 2008

Perm

n. A slang term that refers to a penis (usually a chode) that gets stuck inside a womans vagina, not the anus, and wont come out. However, it only becomes a perm if the partners are seen in public stuck to each other.

Man: Oh shit

Whore: What now?

Man: It wont come out

Whore: I'm not going outside, that would be the fourth perm today

Whore chops off mans chode and eats his testicles.

by Dr. Love-man February 15, 2010

permablush

When one blushes to much, leading to constantly being red in the cheeks.

She was so flattered that she had a permablush from that point on

by M. Davey February 19, 2003

permablush

When one blushes to much, leading to constantly being red in the cheeks.

She was so flattered that she had a permablush from that point on.

by M. Davey February 19, 2003

Peress

Press (whether it's good or bad) that Perez HIlton gets from other members of the media!

Perez Hilton gets lofs of peress from the media talking about other celebrity's!

by Scott Boardman July 28, 2007

Perma-herp

That sore on your friends face that they never discuss and never goes away.

Did you see Burt Reynolds perma-herp acting up today? I think it's bout to eat his face.

by MasterJRC December 9, 2008