Owned

Somebody get the upper hand over you and kicks your ass in any type of contest. Words, physical, computer, sexual, don't matter.

P1: You dude, I just got 120,000 on Tetris!

P2:450,000, OWNED!!!!

by Illness April 6, 2004

omniesexual

Omniesexual You will have sex with anyone

Omniesexual Say for instance Jaime wants to have sex she will just have sex with anyone .

by Nalakitty2012 August 16, 2016

Fuck The Co-Owner Week

Similar to Fuck The Owner Week. On the same week as Fuck The Owner Week which is From December 21st to December 27th. Discord users can harass the co-owner and they can't do anything about it

Ayo, It's Fuck The Co-Owner Week lets go fuck with the Co-Owner

by callcowtod December 21, 2022

Owned

To be utterly destroyed or humiliated. Often used in online gaming and most specifically in first-person shooters. See pwned

Gamer1: Oh man, he had rockets and I sniped him right in the face. Owned!!
Gamer2: That's nothing. I owned my friend yesterday when I put laxatives in his Gatorade.

by ShaneDaley June 7, 2007

owned

Word used by geek to proov themself they are cool.

Geek: ROFL I owned this bitch on WoW!

by Synnss March 29, 2007

owned

defeated, lost, humiliated. To be the butt end of a joke.

Scotty was owned when Jared nuts were dropped on his chinny chin chin.

by marc March 9, 2005

owned

To urinate on yourself in your sleep. This usually occurs after a night of heavy drinking.

Ownage can also occur to people you might be sleeping with or some objects your are sleeping on or near.

"Dude you pissed on my couch!"

"yeah, I soaked it......OWNED!"

by Nasdaf June 30, 2004