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one eyed wonder weasel 

dude your one eyed wonder weasel is crawling up my pants

one off the wrist 

It is, indeed, yet another euphemism for masturbation.

As the description suggests, it generally refers to male masturbation.
I spent half the day, at work, in a cubicle in the toilets; fantasizing about rough sex with my boss, while having one off the wrist. Eventually I had to move to another cubicle when the toilet roll ran out.
one off the wrist by Jimi p September 10, 2008

One sided love 

When the person you love is being happy but doesn't see how depressed you are because you are the only one to feel the love. Also called a sad reality
He/she is being all happy with another person while i'm depressed, waiting for a miracle. This is, one sided love

One Word Text 

What girls use in a text message to indicate that they are done talking to you. Usually implies that they are unhappy with you.
Classic One Word Texts:

Boy Text: "What's up?"

Girl Text: "Nothing."

Boy Text: "I see. I'm just chilling today"

Girl Text: "K"

Boy text: "Is everything ok?"

Girl Text: "Yep"
One Word Text by pacothejew September 8, 2011

One Two Teddy 

To smack up someone up so badly that their neck hurts from the whiplash. Common term among the online poker community.
thanks stupid
wow, you just aren't very bright are you?
I mean, I SMACKED u up
damn bro,
I gave you the one two teddy
does your neck hurt?
from that whiplash
I am gonna leave the table now
with your money honey
thanks for the contribution
you are a pal
One Two Teddy by Microstakes May 16, 2008

one hitta quitta 

origin 1960's hippy term "one hitter quitter" in reference to amazingly potent marijuana. used now for many different drugs, however in specific reference to tha chronic, this shit has to be so bomb that even an experienced toker will hack and cough for a couple minutes and then not need another hit for at least 30 to 45 minutes...
damn yo.. i can smell it in the bag baby... that shits definately some one hitta quitta.. fa sho!!!
one hitta quitta by rico suave February 25, 2005