Dial-up

Very slow

Brad: Is Kyle ever going to be ready to leave for the party?

Steve: No. He's dial-up so we will be here a while.

by CarlReiner February 8, 2012

Slip Dial

When you accidentally call or message someone because your finger slipped or mistapped on a smartphone screen.
Unlike a butt dial, which happens in your pocket, a slip dial happens in your hand — thanks to clumsy fingers or sensitive touchscreens.

“Ugh, I just slip-dialed my ex while scrolling through contacts.”

“Sorry for the random call — total slip dial!”

“Slip dials happen to the best of us.”

by Rulers October 27, 2025

Breakin dials

When one turns all the way up past the point where it cannot be turned back down essentially breaking the dial that controls the pace.

Last night I was out breakin dials in the club and the place was lit

by sdcvd July 17, 2016

Fuck Dialed

verb

the act of calling an ex in the middle of the first occurrence of sexual intercourse after your beak-up

Molly fuck dialed Joel last night. All he heard was screaming & moaning on the other end.

by mikaliksa July 23, 2014

fap dial

Fap dialing is the act of accidentally calling someone while masturbating or engaging in a sexual activity. This commonly happens when one has his/her phone in their pocket while masturbating and their body accidentally dials a number and calls it.

"Dude, I'm in huge trouble, I accidentally fab dialed my mom last night and it left a voice mail! She heard everything! Dang, I hope I never fap dial anyone again."

by No Comment, I'm done January 11, 2017

Dialed

Refers to when a person has the exact right combination of alcohol, marijuana, caffeine and nicotine in there system.

“Jesse is dialed” - Brayden

by The vehicle god January 16, 2022