digital meltdown

When electronic devices are down.

having electronic devices removed for "fun" activities.

My cable is down! which means so is my interweb and home phone! I'm seriously having a digital meltdown!

OMG! i can't believe the rents just totally screwed me one that camping trip! Total digital meltdown for 3 days!

by digigal February 4, 2010

Digital player

Someone who has game on chat (watsapp, instagram, facebook etc) but in person has literally zero personality.

I though this guy had game but when i met him he had the personality of a used wet wipe... just another digital player!

by nameismatt June 14, 2018

digit tight

When a chick's twat is so tight that you can't even get a finger in her.

Andy: I was making out with Kathy and when I put my hands in her pants, I couldn't even get a pinky in her.
Ron: Damn, that girl is digit tight!

by RBAK January 23, 2017

digitally diddling

To waste countless hours of life online looking at nonsense through various forms of digital technology. Productivity is down at schools and work, but people know what celebrity is knocked up, by who, and who is starting the slut shaming.

Jason could not understand why people spent so much of their lives digitally diddling when they could teach themselves algebra or a foreign language, learn about past cultures, and then he remembered that most people are fucking stupid. In order to get over this unpleasant realization he did a "honey covered boobs" image search and then felt better.

by von groovy June 29, 2017

digital worth

Value of set of digital assets is generally calls digital worth.

digital worth is value of digital assets or contents

by s j tubrazy April 13, 2013

digital tape

"DIGITAL TAPE" Is a neologism derived from the word mixtape but is specifically and primarily only available via the world wide web.

Tia: "what stores can I buy that mixtape at"?

Quan: " its a Digital Tape. Not a mixitape. A Digital Tape is only available online primarily. It's only found in stores after it is released online first. But normally digital tapes are only avail online".

Tia: okay I get it. Thanks...

by Smaknificent Beatz July 24, 2015

Digital Herpes

When an image has a high ratio of artifacts.

That jpeg has the digital herpes.

by Mister Bulldops June 10, 2016