Digital Blumpkin

When a man sends a dick picture from a seated toilet position. Whether or not the intended recipient is reached is irrelevant, it is a digital blumpkin.

Oh my God Lydia! Some idiot just sent me a digital blumpkin!

Hey Bryce, I like sending pictures of my dick while I sit on my toilet, I think I'm a blumpkenite.

by Brick Napalm May 5, 2017

digital downgrade

To lose face, followers, friends, power, and views across multiple social media platforms. This can be due to some dumb behavior or the evil acts of others trying to ruin their life.

Carrie: What's up with Stacey? It looks like she has lost so many followers since last weekend. No one likes any pictures of her new kitten. It is so cute!!
Jessica: No, I am done with her! I gave her the digital downgrade! Kimmie snapped that she reshaped herself thin in those bikini pix and that it had nothing to do with having her wisdom teeth out like she said.
Carrie: I guess I will too. I hate phonies!

by von groovy June 29, 2017

digitally diddling

To waste countless hours of life online looking at nonsense through various forms of digital technology. Productivity is down at schools and work, but people know what celebrity is knocked up, by who, and who is starting the slut shaming.

Jason could not understand why people spent so much of their lives digitally diddling when they could teach themselves algebra or a foreign language, learn about past cultures, and then he remembered that most people are fucking stupid. In order to get over this unpleasant realization he did a "honey covered boobs" image search and then felt better.

by von groovy June 29, 2017

Digital Herpes

When an image has a high ratio of artifacts.

That jpeg has the digital herpes.

by Mister Bulldops June 10, 2016

digital bleach

Digital bleach is something the internet needs because the shot you find on line needs to be gone

“IT'S THE FUCKIN' INTERNET😂😂😂”

“WE NEED TO GET DIGITAL BLEACH”

by Saranghae Min Yoongi May 6, 2018

digit tight

When a chick's twat is so tight that you can't even get a finger in her.

Andy: I was making out with Kathy and when I put my hands in her pants, I couldn't even get a pinky in her.
Ron: Damn, that girl is digit tight!

by RBAK January 23, 2017

Vizion Digital

vizion digital
One who see's life from a spiritual core and can manifest/create it thru physical life experience and digital art.

One who travels thru spiritual realms of sight and sound.

Whoever created that record has vizion digital!
Whoever created that painting has vizion digital!
Whoever created that fashion style has vizion digital!

by Lat Beya October 3, 2021