Office Hit List

A list of people with whom you work and whom you would also like to murder. But you never would because you're not a murderer so it's an "office hit list" instead of just a regular hit list.

By the end of the week I had so many people on my office hit list that the entire company would be dead if I were actually a murderer. Good thing I'm not.

by Witty Mommy March 31, 2015

office hot

Some who is: Office Hot, is a women, usually in the workplace like an office. She gains a few extra points out of 10 in her hotness rating, this is because she does not have much competition from other women in the office when judging her attractiveness.

Any hot women where you work? Or are they just office hot?

I had a wank over this girl in work. I've just seen her down the supermarket and I now feel disgusted with myself.

by Pizza Man 26 May 22, 2018

ripping the head off it

Masturbate (male) furiously to the point that your tear the penis off at the glans.

Jimmy has been ripping the head off it for hours now... shall we call an ambulance?

by ANDYRM June 10, 2016

official myspace pose

its when you take a picture of just your head with the peace sign turned to the right and your lips are puckered. and you put that picture on myspace

"everyone has a picture of themselves with the official myspace pose!"

by carisaa January 9, 2008

Office Kermit

this is the office muppet; leaders throughout the organization will try and surround themselves with kermits, people they can influence, pull their strings, play them at times, have them do whatever and whenever they want. The great leaders will strategically have kermits throughout the company in different cross-functional groups so they can rally them, pull them to take complete control. Some kermits are true losers, born that way and will always be losers, others unfortunately find themselves in this role, and often don't realize it until it's too loate ... they were probably promoted into it, possibly given a title, and may even be well paid, or overpaid ...only to serve as a kermit. Saavy leaders will seek out office 7 irons in the company to serve as their future kermits.

Jackson: Did you hear what happend to Lars?
Murphy: No what's up?
Jackson: He's been recruited by Miller?
Murphy: Ooh? To do what?
Jackson: Well after hearing how Lars backed Millers ridiculous idea in the advertising meeting, I'm guessing he is the new office kermit.

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009

office married

two people who work together that spend inordinate amount of time together outside of the office.

sharing a cubicle, going to the bathroom together, smoking together, and going to lunch together.

"john and bob are always hanging out together. its like their office married."

by johnandbob October 22, 2009

Office Leapfrog

Usually occurs at work and is started when someone moves out of an office for whatever reason. Now someone wants to move into the recently vacated office because it is better than the one they are in. There is usually a window involved. Then someone else wants to move into the office vacated by the that person.

Dept head: Bob has retired and Tom will be taking his place. Can you move Tom's computer into Bob's old office and move Steve's computer into Tom's old office.

Tech guy: The office leapfrog never stops around this place.

by Kiloh Jonson December 12, 2009