A coworker or superior who flutters into an otherwise efficiently operating business, causes major interruption and commotion, shits on everything and then goes away leaving everyone with a big time consuming mess to clean up.
Someone distract the boss. We are still stamping out fires from the last time that f*cking office pigeon graced us with a visit.
by Skip Foreplay October 31, 2008
Get the Office Pigeon mug.A hot mother who is too conservative to be a regular milf, but at the office, classy enough, and definitely fuckable.
Karen (mother): Today when i was at work, my secretary looked up at me, and got a boner..
Lauren (daughter): Well mom, if it were anywhere else that wouldn't happen, but you're poppin' in the office.
Karen: What would that make me?
Lauren: An office milf, mom.
Lauren (daughter): Well mom, if it were anywhere else that wouldn't happen, but you're poppin' in the office.
Karen: What would that make me?
Lauren: An office milf, mom.
by MidgetPorn April 11, 2010
Get the Office Milf mug.Related Words
office
• office space
• offie
• official
• Offical
• Offit
• office hot
• officer
• office slut
• Officialkayforeignxotic
by Ya got any grapes? August 7, 2021
Get the The Office, season 7, episode 19 minute 14:45 mug.ssi office in greater san diego area where workers regularly revoke ssi rights of long time receipients including the severely mentally challenged/ brain damaged and the lifelong deaf and blind.
A deaf man got his ssi payments cut off at the el cajon social security office yesterday after receiving benefits since the age of 3.
by ellesmelle March 27, 2004
Get the el cajon social security office mug.Everyones favorite be-masked co-worker at CollegeHumor. He wears a white mask, a top hat, and a long beige/brownish trenchcoat. Usually referred to as "Phantom".
by Phantom Phan March 7, 2009
Get the Phantom of the Office mug.1) Slightly-fancier term
for Policeman.
2) Politically-correct sounding way to
say Cop.
3) Alternate term for, but not nearly
as pretentious as the far more
officious-sounding Peace-Officer or
Law-Enforcement Officer.
Can also be used to denote certain Federal-Agents, Fish & Wildlife Officers, Park-Rangers, Border-Patrol, and other such sworn & commissioned professionals who work in important fields of law-enforcement, but who are not traditional street-cops.
Also used by those Officers who do not want to thought of, or referred to, as Policemen or Cops.
for Policeman.
2) Politically-correct sounding way to
say Cop.
3) Alternate term for, but not nearly
as pretentious as the far more
officious-sounding Peace-Officer or
Law-Enforcement Officer.
Can also be used to denote certain Federal-Agents, Fish & Wildlife Officers, Park-Rangers, Border-Patrol, and other such sworn & commissioned professionals who work in important fields of law-enforcement, but who are not traditional street-cops.
Also used by those Officers who do not want to thought of, or referred to, as Policemen or Cops.
"Calling a cop a Police Officer is more polite; But when other cops do it it's a like a calling a garbage-man a Sanitation-Worker or a calling a store-clerk a Sales-Associate."
by goodcop8 December 25, 2007
Get the Police Officer mug.A woman at an office job that fucks and blows every guy she works with and probably carries more diseases than brain cells.
"that hoebag karlyn is the biggest office slut in the world, i heard she got caught blowing Bryan in the washroom by the boss but didn't get fired because she blew him right after."
by _) () $ (-) May 24, 2005
Get the office slut mug.