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Observe the New Moon

To observe the new moon is a code word used in the workplace. It means to descend on the New Moon Tavern in Leadenhall Market, London and indulge in a Cold Beverage whilst gazing up at the New Moon sign above the bar...
Hey, Would you like to join me in a spot of moon gazing? Yeah why not, I will be happy to observe the new moon this evening.....
by RoqueRanger July 19, 2017
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Obserpinion

An observation and opinion in one
My obserpinion of the situation is ....
by PF&HF August 24, 2019
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Observerent

Observing with reverence; silently acknowledging greatness.
Man, did you see Steph Curry hit that 3 to win the game? I couldn't say anything, I was so observerent.
by Darcelyn May 27, 2020
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observabilify

to implement some process that allows a system or software that was previously not audited or lacked an ability to have insight into how the system or software is working, the ability to have insight by observing the observable observability.
To achieve metrics, synergy, and profits, I wrote a perl script that will help us observabilify our containers in hosted on the bare metal instance in the network closest that have not been rebooted in 6 years and nobody knows what network it is on.
by hothams May 9, 2022
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Caustically observant

To make comments on the different ways people are annoying, disgusting and/or just plain weird.
"Models walking into the Community room. Each one looks hungrier and bitchier than the next. You know how you're not supposed to yell FIRE in a crowded theater? I bet if I yelled CHEESEBURGER it would have the same effect."

Wow how caustically observant.
by Silently Observant November 17, 2012
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intraocular self observation

America's leading cause of sleep deprivation: When you're up at 3:00 A.M. still trying to fall asleep and your mind hits the phase of "Who am I? What do I mean? Why am I the way I am? How can I make myself better?" and you look at yourself from point of view if your mind's eye.

Recent hypotheses suggest that daily sessions of voluntary intraocular self observation could lead to a better world, with less crap from teenagers complaining about why they don't have the new iPhone, or that they don't have starbucks.
Hey, man, i'm so tired.. My brain decided to have an all night session of Intraocular Self Observation last night. It said "Nope, you're not sleeping, we're thinking about you tonight"
by Icohedric January 20, 2014
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Its another way of saying no shit dumbass!!! When did you first noticed!!
Wow!!! look thats a wooden tree?? Your powers of observation are startling.
by Hooliganway April 22, 2021
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