Patchouli oil

Oil from a bushy herb of the mint family with small, pale pink-white flowers. Often used by Hippies to cover up the scent of body odor and/or Cannabis use. Celebrity fitness trainer Vinnie Tortorich uses the phrase "Patchouli oil" as a derogatory term for people who shop at whole food grocery stores and smell like the oil and willingly overpay to maintain the appearance of moral superiority through conspicuous consumption.

That dude with the man bun who smells like Patchouli oil just came out of that whole foods store with 2 bags, or about $400 worth, of natural snacks that are all terrible for your health.

by Dave The Kayaker October 6, 2017

Space Oil

Any type of resource used by science fiction civilizations to generate electricity or to power FTL devices of any kind.
The rarity of the resource is unimportant, but it is most of the time rare or difficult to exploit.
The difficulty is generated by the native (alien or human), by the environment or the extraction method.

Those blue fucks are hogging all the space oil with there big ass tree.

by Bunten44 January 21, 2019

cover yourself in oil

1) oil floats on water
2) wait for it to rain
3) cover yourself in oil
4) fly

person1: how do i fly
person2: cover yourself in oil

by obama boomer November 29, 2020

Take Your Oil

Accepting your situation. Having no defence when in the wrong.

A phrase that originates from the City of Derry in the North West of Ireland.

Also known to be modified to include words that makes phrase more apt to a certain situation or point.

"I missed my deadline, I'm going to get sacked."

"Take Your oil"

"How was I to know she had crabs?"

"Take your bed hopping oil"

by Cake March 3, 2005

hub oil seal

A seal to keep oil within a hub of an axle or wheel, preventing loss of said oil onto other components such as brakes, and maintaining lubrication of internal bearings on the axle.

"look how he is fitting that hub oil seal! The deftness of the sledgehammer smiting that chisel."

by Penfold2 July 12, 2007

Venezuelan Oil Check

The act of shoving your finger into someone's asshole and checking how far up your finger the shit marks go, similar to a dip-stick in a car.

Yeah, after I gave Georgine a Venezuelan Oil Check I knew what she had eaten for the last week.

by dbuts February 4, 2017

baby oil baptism

Verb. The action of applying baby oil, or similar lubricant, to ones penis, and subsequently slapping said penis against a mates forehead.

Call me a priest because I gave that chick a baby oil baptism.

by Emperor.T.Rump April 19, 2017