number 3

unlike number 1 and 2, number 3 is masturbation

i need to do a number 3

by alien ed May 27, 2008

number 3

Having diahrrea or the action of urinating and passing a bowel movement at the same time.

Gretta: "I have to go the bathroom real bad!"
Marla: "Is it #1 or #2?"
Gretta: "Its worse! I feel a #3 comin' on!"

by gretta March 21, 2005

number three combo

when you are peeing out of your urethra, and peeing out of your asshole (really bad diarrhea)

"what was going on in there?" Damn, I drank too much yesterday, that was the "number three combo".

by poo talk January 13, 2009

Number Rape

Grabbing a girls phone without consent, entering your number and calling yourself. In hopes of calling her later and asking her out.

You: Hey, thats a really cool phone... can I check it out.
Her: Sure, no problem
You: **grab phone, enter your number and call yourself**
You: Cool, thanks!! :)

-hey man, I just number raped that girl over there.

by SerialNumberRapist April 27, 2011

Number 3

To go both number 1 and number 2 at the same time
Both pee and poop

I mostly go number 3 so I feel much better now

by Inugami98UwU June 30, 2020

Number 3

The act of sexually pleasuring one's self in a destructive or graphic manner

Phil, i'll be back, i'm doing a quick number 3

by TheSlipperyCheezeWhiz October 27, 2020

number 12

donald trump is racist

he was acting like a number 12

by yesyesdukboii August 12, 2022