arse burger

said when something doesn't go quite right
Oh arse burger!
by Anonymous October 17, 2003
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arse monkey

An arse monkey, is a piece of turd usualy at the end of a stodgy excretion session that hangs from your ringpiece, when you shake your arse its clings to your butt branches (arse pubes), sometimes they choose to descend themselves, but othertimes a particulary stubborn monkey has to be plucked from the tree!

It is a large form of clinker or winnet!
"For Fucks Sake, Ive got a fucking arse monkey again and ive ran out of toilet paper!"

"Oh Jimmy, Its your own bloody fault, you have to eat more fruit you cheesy wanker"
by joby read January 11, 2008
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Ho-arse

A girl of Irish origin, looking to stand out in society. wording arises from Irish love of american culture
Hey boy she's nothing but a ho-arse, look at her with that silver tie , trying to stick out
by pogi1alan August 07, 2006
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arse hole

the english way of saying ass hole!
it basically means that your a great big git all the time or at the time the person said it to you
_______ is an arse hole
quite being an arse hole
by Nichole Whyte March 21, 2007
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arse haddock

A friendly term for someone who's just made a mistake or said something stupid.
"I really think Bill Gates isn't THAT bad." - Norm

"Shut up you arse haddock!" - Guy
by Slayer April 07, 2003
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Lager Arse

The inexplicable tendancy of the arse to produce huge quantities of hot, runny faeces following a night of heavy drinking which need not involve drinking lager.
John: Shit, I've got lager arse
Dave: Too many beers I think
by CrazyDave April 02, 2007
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rat arse

by Hayz September 27, 2003
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