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Noah is better then roman at fortnite
by Blurr S_TEALTHY January 10, 2019
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Noah is an amazingly blessed person. He is very annoying and a little bitchy. But in all noah is not worth the air. If you ever meet a noah do not be scared. He can sense fear. I would highly not recommend being friends with a noah. If you see a Jackson and a noah run.
Noah is so annoying.
by Noah sucks July 14, 2018
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Noah is the most fucking sexy guy you will ever meet. Screw him hard and he will too. His penis is sexy and huge. If you ever get to be in the presence of a Noah consider yourself lucky. Unlike people named Anthony, Tom and Will they are ugly ass bitches and have 0.5 inch penises even when they are erect
Noah is a sexy beast
by sexybeastass2327823 January 21, 2019
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The cutest person ever who everyone loves and he loves the cutest ones to
Person 1 who’s that

Person 2 Is it a Noah
by Noah Bowels October 8, 2018
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Even after Noah breaks your heart, you can never seem to stop loving Noah, he’s a kind, funny, and talented person who can be romantic when he needs to.
by 132ajay637272 June 7, 2018
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That fat ass kid in your class that is a huge snitch and a real asshole. He is super jealous and is definitely going to pick on you if your better than him in anyway which most people are. He is EXTREMELY immature and makes perverted jokes all the time that are disgusting. He is super horny and watches porn as much as possible. He will never get a girl cuz he is super disgusting and FUGLY. Noah also has the SMALLEST dick on earth not even bacteria can live on his dick it's so small. He is a REAL assclown. Noah will do ANYTHING and I MEAN ANYTHING for anything edible. Noah is a real pussy and can't fight for shit he also cries a lot to stupid shit. Simply he is a true ANIMALISTIC ALIEN SHIT HEAD. P.S If Noah ever reads this he will cry until earth's sea level has risen a KILOMETRE.
AHH everyone run Noah is cumming.
AHH everyone run Noah is not eating he WANTS FOOD!!!!!
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