Bike Nonce

It's time to get this new term, in use around the uk, into the urban dictionary.
A bike nonce is a person, usually a man of a certain age, that takes to dressing in lycra, head cam, bell attached to their bicycle and other accessories while having an over inflated view of themselves, triggered by other road users not allowing them free reign while not paying for the maintenance of the road, but having alot to say about their views, put over as fact, while actively targeting other road users To get off on reporting them for transgressions only a cyclist sees an issue, while ignoring road laws themselves and see no issue in this.
They're not self aware or able to leave others to their lives as they have a "cause" to push and by god they will be heard.
Jeremy Vine became a bike nonce filming from his head cam to gain attention and self importance

A bike nonce is regulary dressed in head to toe in lycra, ignoring red lights and other Road laws however thinks its saving the world by going for a cycle
by British and proud March 19, 2024
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Bike Nonce

A non offensive slang term chiefly used in Britain for cyclists who only talk about bikes, riding bikes and preaches about how they are saving the environment.
"That guy is always posting videos of him riding his bike, what a bike nonce"

"He told me I should be riding to work everyday and not driving, a total bike nonce"
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Bro, have you heard of Prince Andrew?
Me : Oh yeah man, he a nonce.
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A Nigerian man on houseparty called Muhammad. He constantly says the word Emily and gets bullied by 11 and 14 year olds
Emily” says Muhammad

“Shut up Muhammad you’re a nonce” Says joe
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Jack Cole was caught again wanking over his nephew. That Nonce cunts at it again)
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A huge paedophile. likes fiddling with Teenagers and maybe even primary school children. (really foul)
person1 "did you hear about Jimmy Saville?"

person2 "yeah I heard he was a massive NONCE."
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Bro I swear Donald Trump is a nonce, he tried to steal my 2 year old sister from me
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