verb: to masturbate (male) or to give a man a hand job. A reference to the TV infomercial product, ShakeWeight.
Man 1: Dude, wanna go shake the weight?
Man 2: Nah man, I'm going to get some pussy tonight. Have fun though.
Man 2: Nah man, I'm going to get some pussy tonight. Have fun though.
by InfomercialKing January 25, 2010
Get the shake the weightmug. by Please dont squeeze me!! June 5, 2009
Get the shake the flymug. a warm handshake between two people. Initiated by one person, who extends both hands at the same time; one in the shake position, the other to be on the outside of the shake reciever (or shakee, as one might call it). This combination of hand shake and slight compression on the backside of the hand being shaken creates a shake sandwhich. It is often performed with a slight inclination of the upper body towards the shakee. Most often used by older people, and has been mastered by such presidents as George Bush, for meeting foreign ambassadors and other figures.
I went to quickly shake George Bush's hand after his speech, but he whipped out the old patty shake, and I couldn't get out.
by John Austin March 9, 2007
Get the patty shakemug. 
by septembereighth September 21, 2018
Get the shake the tablemug. The act of ejaculating into someone’s mouth. As a result they bounce on a trampoline and slap their cheeks together to spray forth semen
by Hellcatmetropolis November 29, 2018
Get the space shakemug. by flamegirl05 June 26, 2006
Get the skater shakesmug.