chance a jeep
To try to, and succeed in, sleeping in a stranger's sport utility vehicle when inebriated and unable to find one's way home. Most likely to occur when invited back to a person's house for post nightclub tea, only to find out the offer of tea was a ruse to get you to sleep with them, and then leaving in an indignant manner, upon discovery of that crazy bitch's ruse.
To try to, and succeed in, sleeping in a stranger's sport utility vehicle when inebriated and unable to find one's way home. Most likely to occur when invited back to a person's house for post nightclub tea, only to find out the offer of tea was a ruse to get you to sleep with them, and then leaving in an indignant manner, upon discovery of that crazy bitch's ruse.
Where were you last night, you were hammered?!
Aw mate, Ieft a girls house, had no idea where I was and had to chance a jeep. Slept in there til 7am, woke up like where the fuck am I?
Aw mate, Ieft a girls house, had no idea where I was and had to chance a jeep. Slept in there til 7am, woke up like where the fuck am I?
by chancedajeepandsurvived May 12, 2015
Get the chance a jeepmug. by now name January 28, 2023
Get the chancemug. Even if Cleveland had been awarded the touchdown, they would have still only had a Trump of a chance to beat KC.
by RrrRRrrrr rRRRRRRRR%RaaoulR January 17, 2021
Get the Trump of a chancemug. Chance is a kind human being. He is loud and obnoxious sometimes, but he can be real quiet. Chance loves to hangout with his friends, walk around, sit and relax in the grass. Chance is a good friend.
by wtffodo November 20, 2023
Get the chancemug. Name- Represents being the bitchies of bitches out of his friends. He such a bitch that he doesn’t even have a bitch. Usually He is someone’s bitchies bitches bitch. And that sucks but most people don’t feel bad.
Chance- God chance is such a bitch.
Chance- I’m going to make chance my grand bitch.
Chance- Chance da bitch
Chance- I’m going to make chance my grand bitch.
Chance- Chance da bitch
by Goose kid69 September 25, 2020
Get the Chancemug. Name- Represents being the bitchies of bitches out of his friends. He such a bitch that he doesn’t even have a bitch. Usually He is someone’s bitchies bitches bitch. And that sucks but most people don’t feel bad.
Chance- God chance is such a bitch.
Chance- I’m going to make chance my grand bitch.
Chance- Chance da bitch
Chance- I’m going to make chance my grand bitch.
Chance- Chance da bitch
by Goose kid69 September 25, 2020
Get the Chancemug. by skakaoaaiakdndnuswiowkaanansjz October 3, 2021
Get the national give a girl a chance daymug.