fap ninja

one who masturbates in public without being cought and leave no trace of evidence

tom: why is my chair so sticky

Jerry: damn fap ninja!

by smurf herder 69 September 20, 2011

Ninja Gangstah

One who posesses Ninja characteristics, jedi powers and the skills of a true gangstah. In hopes of world domination, they recruit a clan, make a no-fail plan and subliminaly mind-freak you. It's not a trend... it's a life style.

"Who says herpetologists can't be ninja gangstah?"
-Devon Massyn

see Devon Massyn
see Die Antwoord

by LegitEarthLove June 26, 2010

Cock ninja

1. One who is very skilled at handling cock. So skilled that their cock handling would be comparable to that of a ninja's preying mantis kick.

2. Can also be used as an insult usually inferring extreme homosexuality.

Wow, that kid was a giant cock ninja.

or

"Dude, that chick I nailed last night was a total cock ninja."

"Damn, I'd give my left nut for a night with her."

by Mark and JJ May 06, 2009

Ninja Turdle

A turd that slips silently into the water.

I was afraid my big dump was going to make a loud kerplop and embarrass me in the office bathroom today, but luckily it was a Ninja Turdle.

by Baindawg November 29, 2012

Scuba Ninja

A nickname used by U.S. military special operations soldiers to denote Paramilitary Operations Officers of the CIA's Special Activities Division.

Operators from Delta Force and scuba ninjas from the CIA are operating in Pakistan.

by bonkd November 07, 2009

Ninja twerk

verb. Quickly approaching an unsuspecting person and violently twerking against them before quickly running away. Ninja outfit optional.

That fine ass female surprised me in the club my ninja twerking. I sure wish Janice from human resources would ninja twerk on my D.

by Wimermeter February 26, 2015

ninja angel

1. An act of random anonymous kindness and encouragement usually a gift or message
2. A person (or ninja) who does the above
3. vb to give a ninja angel

1. "I got a ninja angel yesterday! It made my day!"
2. "Thank you mysterious ninja angel! I love my chocolate!"
3. "Jane's been having a hard time recently. Do you think we should ninja angel her?"

by absieb March 13, 2011