najaresque

To deflect and lie by using a juvenile rebuttal while monitoring 80 chats in hopes for being the first ever Meta admin of the year. A modern day I know you are but what am I

Chat member: “hey Joe Najar I saw you were arrested for slashing tires”

Joe Najar: “ that must have been you since you keep bringing it up.” Stop believing this fake mfs that post legitimate news articles

Chat member: “that was a very Najaresque reply”

Joe Najar: “btfo before I send you packing cockroach”

by Iron Fist Joe Najar July 16, 2024

Near

Almost

"I near fell out of the chair"

(GIF: Shin Hye-sun)

by Arminkshipper July 21, 2024

Near

(of a person) stingy; miserly

Here's a sentence using "near" in the archaic sense of stingy:

Uncle Harold wouldn't even spring for a round of drinks, so cheap he bordered on near.
Note: This usage of "near" is not very common today. You might consider a more common synonym like "stingy," "cheap," or "miserly" depending on the desired emphasis.

(Gif: To Be A Brave One)

by Arminkshipper July 21, 2024

Near enough

sufficiently close to being the case for all practical purposes.

"this price was near enough the going rate for rent"

GIF: Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show

by Arminkshipper July 21, 2024

Nefario

A member of the Nefario gang, a group of dangerous, racist individuals who are hostile to all marginalised groups and minorities.

Tom: Did you hear that Cameron is a Nefario?
Rocky: Yeah that guy is a fucking chad.

Girl: Omg really? I wanna suck his dick.

by biggobbo September 16, 2023

nearlebrity

If you are almost famous, you are a nearlebrity!! The term for people that are close to getting their big break but are not yet a True Celebrity.

There was a time when Taylor Swift was a nearlebrity, when she just started out.

by intothefray January 20, 2024

Nearthy

Describing a state of mental or emotional fatigue coupled with the anticipation of an approaching break or relief, especially prevalent at the culmination of a work period or upon nearing the achievement of a goal.

"With the project deadline tomorrow, I'm feeling incredibly nearthy",
"The whole team has a nearthy vibe today"
"Man, there's just one last hour of work before my vacation starts, I feel incredibly nearthy"

by MissyaPOL November 16, 2023