northern ireland

The land of bowler hats, marching and orange sashes. Lets not forget drug dealing to fund arms purchases. Why fight over the place?

I say old man, can I walk past your house?

No, feck off, this is Northern Ireland.

by Jizz Mopper September 15, 2003

northern monkey

A gentleman who talks about how much he likes gravy then proceeds to bathe in gravy and then drink it, keeps pigeons, ferrets and t'wife in shed in t'garden. Eats toast with oxo cubes sprinkled on top, comes to the pub with £1.40 and manages to get drunk and spill 4 pints of tetleys down his tweeds.

A northern monkey is identifiable in the pub as usually can be heard asking "can I have a light f'mi fag"

by Rich McLaughlin March 10, 2008

Northern Irish

People usually of Scottish and English ancestory living in the 6 Northern Counties of Ireland known as Ulster.Although technically not British, neither are they Irish. They have their origins in the English forcing Scottish settlers into the North of Ireland, during the 16th century.This was to dilute the rebellious Irish Catholic population with Scottish Protestants. As they centuries progressed they did not truly assimilate with the Native Irish, whom they considered to be their enemies, but instead remained somewhat isolated from the rest of the population. When the Anglo-Irish Treaty was signed in 1922 after Ireland's War For Independence, the 6 counties to the North (Fermanagh, Antrim, Tyrone, Londonderry, Armagh, and Down) opted to remain within the direct rule of the British government. The result was a semi-independent state which is today called Northern Ireland. Northern Irish people have suffered a brutal history of conflict between the opposing Catholic and Protestant factions. Today, however the conflict has quieted down a great deal and Northern Irish people enjoy a prospering, rebuilt,country.

Ian Paisley is Northern Irish.

by captaincarl55 May 9, 2008

Northern Arizona University

A public university located in Flagstaff, Arizona. A better option for Arizona residents who prefer snowboarding over suntanning. NAU is the hardest school to get into in the state of Arizona - they require a higher SAT/ACT score for entrance in combination with GPA from high school students.

NAU offers excellence in academic opportunities and socializing. Well known HRM program and Forestry College.

Northern Arizona University houses the Arizona Cardinals for training in summertime.

I am not a slut and my IQ is relatively high so I came to Northern Arizona University .

by L-Jack June 2, 2008

northern exposure

Best television show ever!

"I love norther exposure!"

"especially Ed"

by clarencedarrow April 29, 2005

Northern York High School

A school located in Dillsburg PA. Despite the fact Northern only cares about their sports players. It's a pretty decent school.

I hate Teaching at Northern york high School

by Mr. Briotte December 15, 2008

northern virginia attitude

The snotty, arrogant, elitist, bitchy attitude that ALL the residents of Northern Virginia possess. Northern VA residents think they are better than everyone else on Earth, and they want you to know it. They go out of their way to talk down to anyone that they consider "inferior", and they love to make those people feel like scum. If you do not have a college degree, or work a blue-collar job, you do not exist to a NORVA resident, unless they can belittle or demean you in some way. Also, the Northern Virginia Attitude is the extreme rudeness and air of superiority that NORVA residents display at all times, in all places that they go. You can always tell when a person is from Northern VA, no matter where on the planet they happen to be. The person with the NORVA attitude values money over substance any day. The most important things to them are the cars they drive, the McMansion they live in, the money they make, and how they can show other people that they are better than they are.

NORVA resident: Oh my GAWD, look at that girl who is taking the bus! She should really go kill herself since she isn't driving a BMW like I am!

Regular person: Well, she may be taking the bus, but at least she has a soul...unlike you!

NORVA resident: Yeah, I sold my soul for my McMansion..but I'm STILL better than that loser!

Regular person: Umm, how long have you lived in Northern VA?

NORVA resident: Like, my whole life! Totally!

Regular person: I can tell, you've got the Northern Virginia attitude down pat. If the terrorists DO attack, I hope they bomb Northern Virginia first. It would be no big loss.

by KaiserinAmanda September 7, 2007