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American Dad!

The funnier, more clever, and original alternative to Family Guy. About a conservative CIA agent dealing with Suburban life as well as his family, plus he has a alien for a best friend. The jokes are better, the satire is good, the plots make sense, and the characters are more developed. Basically proof that you don't need pointless long gags/flashbacks, a gay baby, and a obnoxious fat guy to make people laugh. Plus the show gets way less preachy than family guy as the seasons go on.

If you want to compare anything to the Simpsons, use this show, because it has something family guy will never have: originality.
FG fan: Dude have you seen Family Guy last night?

AD fan: No, I stopped watching that stupid show since I started watching American Dad! and realized how much Family Guy actually is not funny..

FG fan: But it's family guy!

AD fan: And you're a retard!
by techkid103 April 29, 2011
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Dad joke

What makes a dad joke isn't just the fact that it is often lame, but rather a dad joke is told souly for the entertainment of the teller (dad) and not the audience.
My dad didn't notice me in the room and just tested a stud finder on himself, beeped, said it worked, and laughed with nobody else around him. Typical dad joke
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good dad

A good dad is someone who looks after there children and when they are promised something they do it and they are always there if they need you
A good dad is a MAN who is always there
by Luren wagstaff April 19, 2018
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Bill-dad

A stepdad, particularly a dickish stepdad.

Etymology: In the 1993 film The Sandlot, Scotty Smalls can't decide if he's supposed to call Denis Leary (who masterfully plays the dickish stepdad) Bill or Dad.
Hey your Bill-dad is a creepy asshole...
by fahkyoo April 19, 2016
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Bag Dad

A true intelectual. Someone who brings pleasure to many by placing bags on their heads and banging it against other people. Bag Dad is a proper noun, meaning it must be capitalized to show respect. There are multiple ways to use Bag Dad

Infinitive: Bag Dad
1st person sing. & pl. : Bag Dad
2nd person (informal sing.): Dag Dadst
2nd person (Formal Sing. & Pl.): Bag Dad
3rd person : Bag Dad
Past Tense: Bag Dode
Past Participle: Bag Daden
Present Participle: Bagging Dad / Bag Dadding
Subjunctive: Bæg Dad

1) n. Someone who is being so intelligent that they must be praised for their greatness

2) n. The leader of a cult, religion, club, or group, who spreads wisdom and knowledge amongst the following

3) v. To bang a head against someone, with intense force, in order to coercively force a cult member to do something
Ex1: Bag Dad is one of the best people

Ex2: Tomorrow the meeting will be run by Bag Dad

Ex3: Shaniqua will have Bag Daden Tyler by Wednesday

Ex4: AHHH! STOP BAGGING DAD ME
by Shaniqua Mboniqua September 4, 2019
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dad goals

A super cool dad, everyone loves that dad
Man have you seen Rich, he's dad goals
by Quan October 10, 2016
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Dad Bants

"Don't worry, I'll get along with these lot I've got good dad bants."
by TittyMcbitty June 16, 2018
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