mental masturbator

A person who is not trying to enlighten anyone, they're trying to prove how intelligent they are without understanding the intelligence of their audience. They never get to understand their audience because they're to busy concentrating on their next brilliant statement.

I looked around the class and seen the look of confusion. Professor Smith is a mental masturbator. He is mentally masturbating over the heads of his students.

by tahirjahi July 8, 2010

mental gymnastics

Complex mental acrobatics done to quell one's cognitive dissonance.

That guy sure did some wild mental gymnastics just to justify his hate towards muslims.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 20, 2021

mental acrobatics

the act of resisting logic and reason, otherwise known as mental gymnastics.

John is performing an amazing feat of mental acrobatics by accepting that the world is flat.

by Ria_Dara July 21, 2019

Head Mental

1. About as batshit insane as one can get without being locked in a padded room. One who is headmental acts in an erratic and unpredictable way, so much so that it isn't even funny. They are also observed to say things which blatantly aren't true and often hold grudges over the tiniest things.

2. The state your ex will enter approximately two weeks after impact.

1. Bob: Mutiliate the innocent! I think that I speak for all of us when I say the Phantom Menace was the best Star Wars. I have five nipples.
Jen: Uh-oh, he's gone head mental...

2. I'm sorry, I do love you, just not like that. I love you as a friend, as a brother maybe. I do hope we can still keep some sort of relationship as I'd hate to have hurt you too much.

by The King of Carrot Flowers December 23, 2005

Mental Whore

A Girl who is not incense a traditional whore, but in get the same mental rush from flirting with guys. usually leading them on until she gets her fix and moves on...

"Just because she goes to church every sunday and has a purity ring dosent mean she is not a mental whore!"

"The Smack a hoe movement should include keeping the mental whore down by not giving them what they want."

by RustyPineApple December 9, 2008

Mental Virginity

The state of mind prior to having been mind fucked.

Ted: I lost my mental virginity after watching Shutter Island.

Nick: I lost my mental virginity after watching Human Centipede.

Tom: You guys are mind whores.

by Tedschloiter August 18, 2011

mental hell professional

Flip reference to a psychotherapist who is obviously straight outta the nuthouse.

Seeking help from that mental hell professional allowed me to appreciate my own comparable wellness.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 28, 2019