80's muff

A really hairy, bushy vagina that hasn't been trimmed since the 80's.

Nancy-"Julonce why did Pedro break up with you?"
Julonce-"Because i have a mad 80's muff!"

by Julonce April 12, 2005

MUFF-DIVER

(n) A lesbian. See also DOUCHEDRINKER, DYKE.

Rachel and Mary are a couple of muff-divers.

by J.M. Sweet February 23, 2004

muff

To push someone's face with an open hand.

Kevin made a stupid remark, so I muffed him.

"You idiot, you deserve a muff for that one!"

by Justin Cognito January 7, 2006

muff bumping

v. the action or process of two women ingageing in intercourse.

Carolyn and Jill were continuously muff bumping while they were freshmen at SU.

by FaulkOFF May 20, 2006

Muff Berries

Second or third generation of pubic lice eggs being formed as a result of condition being left untreated.

Ex. 1: Shannon, I just got one of your muff berries in my mouth. Alton Brown would say "That's not good eats!"

Ex. 2: Chris, there are three muff berries in my drink; are they yours? <nods> That's not kosher, bitch!

by dj.wav July 30, 2008

muff dive

licking out some girl

oh my gosh i am on goin for a muff dive

by john May 14, 2003

Muff Buffer

A Muff Buffer is a man’s beard that is more than a 1/4 inches in length. Long enough so that when performing the art of cunilingus the beard tickles the girls Twat and also creates a street sweeper effect cleaning any lint or "Muff Biscuits" that might be there.

"It was her time of the month and I cought a Blood Biscuit in my Muff Buffer"
"She had a Yeast Infection, I have been pullin Bread Pellets out of my Muff Buffer"

by Vanilla Gorilla 187 January 24, 2006