Mr. Zhou, the enigmatic math teacher, is a legendary figure in the realm of education. He is the son of Chinese-born Singaporean patriarch, Jackson Zhou Senior. His blissful talents at Tempe High School led him to pursue an education to educate, and his presence in NSBHS is unmatched, to the point where senior students have a 21.56% chance of spawning.
His abilities include:
-Textbook Transference: Mr. Zhou possesses the extraordinary power to effortlessly transfer the contents of textbooks onto the classroom board, creating an atmosphere reminiscent of a library.
-Unaware Gamer: Despite the students' best attempts at gaming during class, Mr. Zhou remains oblivious, unknowingly granting his pupils moments of leisure amidst the academic facade.
-Detention Enforcer: Mastering the art of after-school discipline, Mr. Zhou employs his stern gaze and mysterious aura to enforce detentions, leaving students with no choice but to comply with his enigmatic rules.
-Bench Press Virtuoso: Beyond his teaching abilities, Mr. Zhou is a physical powerhouse, boasting a remarkable strength of 200kg in bench press.
-Counter-Strike Veteran: In his earlier days, Mr. Zhou was a formidable player in the world of Counter-Strike 1.6, showcasing his gaming prowess in virtual battlegrounds.
-Intuitive Teaching Instinct: He can gauge the class's understanding and adjust his teaching approach on the fly, eliminating the need for traditional lesson plans.(instinct takes 80% of the lesson to start)
His abilities include:
-Textbook Transference: Mr. Zhou possesses the extraordinary power to effortlessly transfer the contents of textbooks onto the classroom board, creating an atmosphere reminiscent of a library.
-Unaware Gamer: Despite the students' best attempts at gaming during class, Mr. Zhou remains oblivious, unknowingly granting his pupils moments of leisure amidst the academic facade.
-Detention Enforcer: Mastering the art of after-school discipline, Mr. Zhou employs his stern gaze and mysterious aura to enforce detentions, leaving students with no choice but to comply with his enigmatic rules.
-Bench Press Virtuoso: Beyond his teaching abilities, Mr. Zhou is a physical powerhouse, boasting a remarkable strength of 200kg in bench press.
-Counter-Strike Veteran: In his earlier days, Mr. Zhou was a formidable player in the world of Counter-Strike 1.6, showcasing his gaming prowess in virtual battlegrounds.
-Intuitive Teaching Instinct: He can gauge the class's understanding and adjust his teaching approach on the fly, eliminating the need for traditional lesson plans.(instinct takes 80% of the lesson to start)
by HanKisser69 October 14, 2023
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He is the owner and founder of a fast food restaurant called Krusty krabs. He is also the employer of Squidward and Spongebob.
He is extremely greedy, cheap and Stingy.
He is so greedy that he will even sell the souls of his employees for a few cents.
He is the owner and founder of a fast food restaurant called Krusty krabs. He is also the employer of Squidward and Spongebob.
He is extremely greedy, cheap and Stingy.
He is so greedy that he will even sell the souls of his employees for a few cents.
Source- Spongebob Squarepants Episode- Born again Krabs
Example-
Flying dutchman- He'd sell your soul for a couple of bucks
Spongebob- I'd bet my soul he wouldn't
Flying Dutchman- You got yourself a bet. Okay Mr krabs I'll let you stay but first, help me settle a bet. If you had to choose between spongebob and all the money i have in my pocket, which would you take?
Mr krabs- That depends. How much money are we talking about?
Spongebob- Mr Krabs!
Flying Dutchman- 62 cents
Mr krabs- I'll take the money
Spongebob- Mr krabs!
Flying Dutchman- Here you go 62 cents (hands him the change and picks spongebob). Next Stop Davey jone's Locker! (Spongebob screams as they both disapper)
Example-
Flying dutchman- He'd sell your soul for a couple of bucks
Spongebob- I'd bet my soul he wouldn't
Flying Dutchman- You got yourself a bet. Okay Mr krabs I'll let you stay but first, help me settle a bet. If you had to choose between spongebob and all the money i have in my pocket, which would you take?
Mr krabs- That depends. How much money are we talking about?
Spongebob- Mr Krabs!
Flying Dutchman- 62 cents
Mr krabs- I'll take the money
Spongebob- Mr krabs!
Flying Dutchman- Here you go 62 cents (hands him the change and picks spongebob). Next Stop Davey jone's Locker! (Spongebob screams as they both disapper)
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Get the Mr krabs mug.Mr, Bellybutton is someone that you will hate or be friends with. Mr. Bellybutton is overweight and walks around with his bellybutton hanging out.
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Get the Mr. Bellybutton mug.A Spanish teacher that makes no difference or impact on society.A mijit who feels the need to say every second of the day that her back is going to break.A sad excuse for a human being.
Mrs. Velasquez:Ok everyone we learned this since fifth grade you should know what nadar is.
New Student:But I’m new I never learned any of this.
Mrs. Velasquez:WHY ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME IN MY CLASSROOM YOU WANT ME TO GO TO THE PRINCIPAL
Mrs. Velasquez:Ok everyone we learned this since fifth grade you should know what nadar is.
Student Since Kindergarten:But you never taught this once,I have never heard this word before.
Mrs. Velasquez:YOU WANT ME TO TELL THE PRINCIPAL ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME.I HAVE TAUGHT YOU THIS SINCE FIFTH GRADE.YOU KNOW WHAT POP QUIZ RIGHT NOW.
Student Since Kindergarten:...
New Student:But I’m new I never learned any of this.
Mrs. Velasquez:WHY ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME IN MY CLASSROOM YOU WANT ME TO GO TO THE PRINCIPAL
Mrs. Velasquez:Ok everyone we learned this since fifth grade you should know what nadar is.
Student Since Kindergarten:But you never taught this once,I have never heard this word before.
Mrs. Velasquez:YOU WANT ME TO TELL THE PRINCIPAL ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME.I HAVE TAUGHT YOU THIS SINCE FIFTH GRADE.YOU KNOW WHAT POP QUIZ RIGHT NOW.
Student Since Kindergarten:...
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The embodiment of the best type of english teacher available. A teacher slow to anger, kind, and highly intelligent. Also used a students measurement unit of teacher's awesomeness in the north Denver Metro Area.
I wish you were like Mr. Opal. That way I'd learn something and enjoy it.
That teacher is a three on a scale of 1 to Opal. It's not worth taking their class.
That teacher is a three on a scale of 1 to Opal. It's not worth taking their class.
by Jnack December 22, 2018
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