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The Mong Hypothesis

Named after famous degenerate sports bettor Dr. Stu Mongworth Reagan, this is when a sports bettor takes the complete opposite of what Dr Stu bets on because he’s so dumb.
Dr Stu loves the Eagles -13.5 today. According to the Mong Hypothesis, we should put our life savings on Jets +13.5!!
by Reills40777 October 4, 2019
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Monged

When one is so high they become non operational and somewhat vegetative
"I'm monged bro" "He/She is monged out" "sorry babe I was monged out last night"
by ABS_tract69 September 15, 2023
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Mong

hey did you see that mong over there?
that’s ruby lister?
exactly!
by Gemma Collins May 7, 2020
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Bobby Mong

If your penis and testicles were removed, then you will have a lump where they used to be. This is called a bobby mong.

If you don't exercise your bobby mong then it will explode to become a bobby hole.

This can happen to women too but only in rare and gruesome circumstances.
Dude 1: "Hey, I heard James has a bobby mong"
Dude 2: "I wanna slap that shit"
Dude 1: "what"
Dude 2: "what"
by Sam The Holy Ham January 20, 2019
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Chua Mong Qi

Majestic human being ever alive on this planet.
Possessing qualities that give great pleasure or satisfaction to see, hear, think about, etc.
Stop asking for blessings, Chua Mong Qi can't be everywhere at once
by Kermittheforfuneteller November 22, 2021
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Mong Kok

Got a phat Chinese takeaway from Mong Kok last night
by Cheeki Breeki incarnate May 11, 2021
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Monge

"You are such a monge!"
by KGBsc June 18, 2022
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