Moist

What I made ur mom last night

I made ur mom moist

by Jskshs ko was oshslbxkshsmsvsk October 14, 2016

Moist

Moist is widely used as a slang word for "cool" or "chill".

person 1: hey, look at that statue!
person 2: wow, that's pretty moist.

by funjygourmomjokes April 23, 2016

The Moist Man

a small but very useful man who lives in a woman's vaginal walls. When the woman begins to feel excited by a sexy male's prescence the moist man makes the area nice and wet for the incoming penis.

"my god Chris is a hunk, I can feel the moist man getting me wet already."

by Penguinlovesit October 13, 2007

miske

someone who stays forever young

Miske would have the same sweet 16 haircut on his 32nd birthday

by jack November 8, 2004

moisey

a person that overdoes something particularly something to do with heavy objects.(usually done by a person on steriods)

dang cameron you really moisey'd that ball over the fence

by gethardquick May 12, 2011

Moist Puss

When the vag get damp..... Or your cats in the rain, up to you!

She must heave a moist puss!

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

Moisses

A person who is incredibly chill. Usually smokes large amounts of pot, but is always there when he is needed.

Girl 1: My best friend totally comforted me the other day, even though he was stoned
Girl 2: He must be a Moisses

by sammygreen March 1, 2010