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milking shed 

A bar or club where older women go to pick up younger men, solely for the purpose of sex.
I need to get laid tonight, so I'm going to a milking shed.
milking shed by Deetey April 23, 2017

Making giraffes 

When your significant other sneaks you into their house to have sex while their parents are home
Guy 1: “Bro, what did you do last night?”
Guy 2: “ My girlfriend and I were Making Giraffes and that bitches dad caught us and called the cops.”
Guy 1: Damn that nigga strict
Making giraffes by Coocoocrackerkid November 6, 2017

milking a horse 

stallion: masturbating (jacking off) a horse until the stallion goes into climax and ejaculates
mare: grabbing the mare's udder, squeezing it until the udder shoots out the milk
in jackass number two, they were milking a horse (stallion) in a stunt called "how to milk a horse"
milking a horse by curtis450 December 22, 2017

Making Caramel Chocolates 

When you take the shit on your toilet paper and rub it on your balls until they are brown.
Person 1 “Why were you in the bathroom so long?”

Person 2 “Sorry I was just making Caramel Chocolates”

miningus 

An adjective used to describe anything that exhibits extraordinary or fantastic characteristics. Often used to emphasize admiration or respect towards the noun it describes.
Bob has a miningus personality!
miningus by SHESSHH May 5, 2021

mskingbean89stan 

the most amazing, hot, person in the world. makes godly edits.
person a : do you know who mskingbean89stan is ?
person b : no ....
person a : how ? they are amazing !