Sending one message to all of your friends or at least 100 at the same time on facebook thus spamming them with a thousand notifications creating chaos
greg: Aww man did you get invited to this conversation too?
bob: yeah dammit! it's a freakin chaos message!!!
phil: my phone won't stop vibrating with notifications guys!
bob: yeah dammit! it's a freakin chaos message!!!
phil: my phone won't stop vibrating with notifications guys!
by xDAGx April 25, 2011
Business jargon for to tell oneself, admit to oneself, remind oneself. Can also be used in a non-business context.
Best deployed in the tone of cold, calculated impersonality so beloved of financial types.
Also useful for the handwringing mustn't judge self-help sector
Best deployed in the tone of cold, calculated impersonality so beloved of financial types.
Also useful for the handwringing mustn't judge self-help sector
Ryan needs to self-message that running a million dollar a week loss is not a sustainable business proposition.
Rhonda, I think it would be great if you could self-message tha t maybe continuing your meth addiction isn't the optimum life choice for your 8 children
Rhonda, I think it would be great if you could self-message tha t maybe continuing your meth addiction isn't the optimum life choice for your 8 children
by Portmagee May 20, 2012
A business/psychobabble jargon alternative to "tell oneself". Best used by people who want to fool others into thinking they are
a. Extraordinarily efficient and professional
b. Entirely empathetic and non-judgemental
a. Extraordinarily efficient and professional
b. Entirely empathetic and non-judgemental
"I think Bill needs to self-message that his turning up drunk to the weekly efficiency meetings is entirely inappropriate"
"I think you need to self-message that selling your children into slavery is not a viable solution to your financial issues involving access to crack"
"I think you need to self-message that selling your children into slavery is not a viable solution to your financial issues involving access to crack"
by Portmaguese July 12, 2012
A message left on a mobile phone while in a hurry and under the influence of alcohol, large amounts of marijuana or a combination of both.
by rasheem3 August 17, 2008
Tania has such high message maintenance that I'm constantly on the phone messaging and can't get anything done.
by Jules350 November 14, 2019
Licking is Similar to "liking" an online post or message but 4.5 times more powerful.
Licks, not likes!
Licks, not likes!
"Licked" an online post or message
"Licked"
I would like 3 cases of lone star light please.
Once this message has been licked it recieves 4.5x the power of some lameass who simply "likes" a message.
"Licked"
I would like 3 cases of lone star light please.
Once this message has been licked it recieves 4.5x the power of some lameass who simply "likes" a message.
by Big E Licks not likes December 29, 2021
the type of message where you have reached your lowest point and express all your feelings straight foward without thinking the consequences of what will the answer is
by stavragar March 20, 2017