merm

used in the south pacific as a type of og, but behind their tuff exterior is a very confused and unsure person, dat is ready to snap at any time.

man, why u acting like dat, u a merm man, straight up.

by joseph smith April 19, 2005

mermaiding

After sex, a women makes a wailing noise with her tongue to further seduce her man.

I was having sex with this girl and then she was mermaiding. This drove me to my peak.

by joe333 October 22, 2013

mermadon

The Robots name in a 1979 made for TV movie of the same name.

Mermadon, an almost-human robot found and repaired by a space salvage team. Mermadon is part of a secret military project and is programmed to kill.

by Ron Ruth May 25, 2007

mermalicious

Someone who possesses qualities that makes them bangable.

"She is so mermalicious"

by sammi sue February 15, 2009

Mersmitzflu

An undiscovered sickness where the symptoms are unlike any combination ever heard of before

Man, I don't know what is wrong with me. I can't stop sneezing, I have explosive diarrhea, and I am having hot flashes on top of that.

Dude, sounds like you have a bad case of the mersmitzflu.

by davethewriter February 19, 2010

mermilade

when a person behaves immature.

mermilade is like sloppy or annoying.

look at dat chick shes being a mermilade.

stop actin so mermilade.

by EL black monkey April 28, 2010

Mermigkas

Picture this. Gregory meets Teddy. McJefferson is dangling from a ceiling fan. Add some cream, consider some Splenda, but then, consider reconsidering. Gregory is a mysterious anthropologist who despises the rump of a young kitten. He simply has no interest in these diddle games. The disliked kitten, almost sprinkled with Splenda, absorbs both McJefferson and Teddy through osmosis, only to separate from the imagination of Gregory through reverse osmosis. The end result: Mermigkas.

What in the name of phlegm-nation, has the alien from the past brought Mermigkas with his pet iguana?

by Knooplflerteotyumonicious June 7, 2011