mechanical

Airliner lingo for having a bad hair day.

Girl, my hair just went down on mechanical!

by mabelmundane August 8, 2006

mecha

Short for "Mechanical"

I love watching anime shows which have cool-looking mechas.

by AYB March 11, 2003

Mechanic

1: A Democratic Party politician who thinks that the path to power within the party comes from 'playing the game' with the powers that be; of giving and securing favors, and building a network based on mutual self-interest within the ranks. Mechanics are experts at working the system which they are a part of and believe in. To a mechanic, voters are only ciphers who must be made, somehow, to support the party and the party's candidates.

Mechanics love and want power for power's sake. For them words are a means of manipulation, not communication.

"Before Barak Obama showed up, Hilary Clinton, the quintessential Mechanic, thought she had the nomination sewn up. She had cashed in all her markers, collected on all favors owed her, bribed with promises of power all influential people in the party, and thought she had greased the skids all the way to the White House. Unfortunately for her, a good Savior beats a good Mechanic every time, no matter how well the Mechanic has wired the system."

by lafinatu February 21, 2009

mecha

a Japanese word meaning 1) unreasonably or 2) excessively, as in mecha kawaii--"how cute." Used now in English to mean extremely as in, mecha-groovy.

We're mecha-groovy (from the Capitan Underpants series)

by Jorzef January 10, 2009

poopular mechanic

A mechanic that spews useless and unintelligable information. Usually highly technical in nature and completely irrelevant to the present conversation.

*Most often spewed information comes from "Popular Mechanic" magazine.

Jerry is such a poopular mechanic he was boring me with quantum physics all night, and I don't think he even knew what he was explaining.

by Bagram Think Tank December 31, 2006

The Mechanic

Someone who loves giving rim jobs to people; it's their favorite sexual act to perform. You know, because mechanics are well known for fixing up your car rims when you get into fender benders.

Garrett: "Dude, did you hear about what Tyler was doing to all those people at the party last night!"
Kyle: "No. Was he drunk fuckin' them?"
Garrett: "No, his dick was in his pants the whole time! He was just giving out rim jobs!!"
Kyle: "Holy Hell, now we get to call Tyler The Mechanic."

by MoshPitMaster November 2, 2014

Melch

A person with the facial expressions of a slug.

Look at that melch. Melch at 12 ocklock

by Lavery October 6, 2006