A holy rod that can grant you 1 orgasm every 2 hours. Take precaution when inserting into a wizard sleeve because accidents while performing magic can summon crotch goblins.
"The wizard polished his meat staff every day, but was careful not to polish it too hard, for that would hurt."
by Walt Farmer June 25, 2008
by four.ethan March 27, 2019
by The Bry Man January 27, 2010
by Frainslug December 30, 2005
An event, such as the Oscars, that consists of an unimportant, unrelevant event that except to those that are partaking in said event, is totally not important to the functioning of the world as a whole.
by Jeeberstein March 06, 2006
Stroking your penis back and fourth with your hand until it turns purple or is throbbing and shoots baby batter
by Pussy slayer 690690 May 18, 2017
1. A device used to capture a pug using some form of meat as bait.
2. A vagina
3. A girl with no self respect that commonly uses sex as a devious tool against men.
2. A vagina
3. A girl with no self respect that commonly uses sex as a devious tool against men.
"Megan is such a meat-trap, she only wants to sleep with you so you will let her rent movies on your netflix."
"Yea, but she's so damn fine, I'd love to get my meat caught in her meat-trap"
"Yea, but she's so damn fine, I'd love to get my meat caught in her meat-trap"
by Urban Dictionary April 28, 2008