bloviatus maximus

someone whose other name should be Blowhardt, who loves bragging more than having three meals a day and uses hyperbolic sentences everytime he/she opens his/her mouth.

The new king is a Bloviatus Maximus.

by Deadman in Hell September 7, 2017

Pontifex Maximus

a huge, voluptuous pope.

Wow! Francis looks like a Pontifex Maximus

by PoPe_FrAnCiS_iS_tHe_AnTiChRiSt January 28, 2018

Neegrus Maximus

Neegrus Maximus is the scientific name for big nigga or just an offense.

You are such a Neegrus Maximus

by Mr.Sky May 25, 2018

Thotius Maximus

The alpha thot!! She/he is the leader of all thots.

I see her, Stephanie, the Thotius Maximus!!!

by sasquatchme June 26, 2018

Schlongus Maximus

a very large schlong that reaches immense lengths that have not yet been recorded by society. Only 1 man has reportedly seen the Schlongus Maximus but was found days later dead, cause of death? A gaping hole in his oral cavity.

"You ever heard about the Schlongus Maximus?"
"Isn't that some tall tale or whatever?"

by schlongbuddy42 March 15, 2020

Guccius Maximus

The most swag, puss bending, dick swinging man you will ever meet. No matter what's in your pants, you'll come either way. NOTE: Guccius Maximus is not someone you can be, it is something you can become. Guccius Maximus is your final form, only above the legendary Puss Master. Once you have bested the Puss you may become Guccius Maximus and swag hundreds of women at once.

"Whoa Charlie reached Guccius Maximus, hopefully one day i will too"

by TheOrginalGucciusMaximus November 4, 2020

Nigronius Maximus

A member of the African race.

Bob: Hello nigronius maximus
Demarcus: Whatchu say boi?

by Poopkinglord November 13, 2020