The man who is the be all and end all of our universe as we know it. Cumshot Master is, as his name suggests, the master of cum. Cumshot Master is the most powerful being in the universe due to his ability to cum faster than the speed of light, meaning if this is performed he would rip a hole in the space time continuum and thus create as singularity that wouldn't stop until it has devoured the entire universe. It is believed that if and when Cumshot Master releases this power his eyes will glow white and a roar of might will be heard across the earth. It is said that the Cumshot Master lives on earth and has the appearance of a short man with brown hair and a bald spot on the top of his head. Cumshot Master is also said to be living with the rest of us acting as though he is one of us.
"Who do you think possesses the most power in the universe?"
"Well based on the legends it would have to be the almighty Cumshot Master himself"
"Well based on the legends it would have to be the almighty Cumshot Master himself"
by Grogo December 17, 2019
Get the Cumshot Mastermug. ARCEUS-master is a Mexican writer active on Fanfiction.net, who has one of the best Pokémon stories as of February 2017, with over three-thousand favourites and over two-thousand followers combined. It features Latios and Latias going on a journey with Ash Ketchum, who strives to be the very best Pokémon trainer, like no one ever was. On their way, they overcome trials and tribulations as an evil spirit of old starts wreaking havoc once more, his sight apparently set on Latios and Latias.
Guy 1: ''Have you read the newest chapter of A New Chance For Adventure?''
guy 2: ''No way! Has ARCEUS-master updated his story? His writing is phenomenal!''
guy 2: ''No way! Has ARCEUS-master updated his story? His writing is phenomenal!''
by ThatAverageDude February 9, 2017
Get the ARCEUS-mastermug. That one person in the friend group that does fuck all until he is forced to go to practice, school, or work. Still partakes in the partying but only if the party comes to him and his "moss spot".
Random Teammate: That kid just mosses all day i dont know how he does it.
Bryn: That is why we call him Master Moss dog, the world may never know.
Bryn: That is why we call him Master Moss dog, the world may never know.
by Bryn Boy March 30, 2021
Get the Master Mossmug. by JING MIKE MOY January 21, 2014
Get the Master Ballingmug. by Wake me up outside August 23, 2019
Get the Soup mastermug. A term that may, or equally may not, have been applied - presumably in Latin - to someone who was good at the ancient Roman ball game of trigon.
Since very little is known about trigon other than that it involved three players throwing a ball to (or at) each other, it's hard to say what might or might not have been said about the players.
Since very little is known about trigon other than that it involved three players throwing a ball to (or at) each other, it's hard to say what might or might not have been said about the players.
"It's possible that good players might have been labelled with some Roman equivalent of 'trigon master'. But then again, they may not. We just don't know."
"A trigon master would have read enough of the sketchy details we know of the game to know that it involved three players, not a big circle. But then, a trigon master would also probably know that 'sick' means 'unwell'."
"A trigon master would have read enough of the sketchy details we know of the game to know that it involved three players, not a big circle. But then, a trigon master would also probably know that 'sick' means 'unwell'."
by Taskis February 21, 2009
Get the Trigon Mastermug. Someone who is a complete and utter idiot. His/her incompetence has rendered them so completely useless, that the only thing you would put them in charge of is a pile of turds.
by aspAddict September 1, 2008
Get the Turd Mastermug.