Manpon

A mans penis taking the place of a tampon.

"Can I be your manpon?"

by Phil Doughty December 2, 2004

Keitumetse Manone

Keitumetse Manone,is a skinny yellow boy thts so handsome, tht he just might be a billionaire juss for being tht cute...he got wht thy call a skinny nice body,he's future wife is he's bestfriend who's considered very attractive by many people,but even her she believes he's way cuter then him! Defined

You so cute u juss might earn the name Keitumetse Manone! Defined

by Yeahicandraw October 12, 2017

manpon

a tampon used by men who are pussy ass and drive rusty 79 berlinetta camaros and think they are the shiznit. also for the man who has had a rough night of anal lovin.

chris aston of utah

by mke ock December 16, 2003

Mantong

person who get drunk or high because of fags or alcohol
(tiger beer la contoh).or wut we called it,lalok or tingtong or xaxau

one day,me,romero,ammar,and dato k saw salim walks unproperly.and he also always rubbing his fucking black head.
suddenly...

romero:oi salim apa kena ang ni.terencat ka
salim:atoii..bukanla.aku mantong la.(nak nangis)
ammar:lol.apsal plak dah?
salim:aku overdose shitsha la
datok k:hihi.tu la aku dah ckp,sepam dua sudey.haa kan?
salim:aku sanggap dowh.tu psl aku isap smpai abes satu
balang shisha.ergh
ramai2:wakakaka gila btoi(disambung dgn kutukan,cacimakian)
salim:waaaa...atoii...cmni la korang..sdeyh tol
ramai2:hoho xD

pity salim.but he's white.i mean..real "white"
hehe sory salim =D

by kaospilot January 14, 2008

Manpon

A tampon for men who possess seepy bum holes, often caused by old age.

Manpon - 'My grandfather had the apple splatters, so we gave him a Manpon'

by John Smith112 March 15, 2009

mantong

dizziness or stoned because of fags or alcohol

one day,romero saw saleem walks unproperly on the 2nd floor before entering Datuk's house and rubbing his dick eh his fuckin black head.

romero:weyh apa hal hang ni saleem?
saleem:aku mantong maa
romero:cmna bleyh mantong?
saleem:aku overdose shisha
romero:wahahaha(panggil budak ramai2 kutuk saleem)

however,saleem is not the real faggot.lol

by kaospilot January 13, 2008

Manzone

An area containing men that are so masculine that that area needs to be named.

Man A: "Hey you wanna go to the Manzone?"
Man B: "Yeah let's go, because we are masculine!"
Unmanly Man: "Can I come?"
Men A & B simultaneously: "NO!"

by augman69 December 8, 2010