One person male or female that deposits an edible organic or in-organic object into their rectal cavity. Then another person male or female begins to chomp just outside of the rectum just at the same time as the object is being pushed out by the initial person that became the receptical. Thus the receptical, aka the person that just took the said object, organic or otherwise, becomes the living vending machine.
John is the vending machine, he just stuffed that girthy sausage into his ass, and now Paul is eating it, just as John shits it out.
by The one and only Datum bitches August 7, 2010
Get the The Vending Machinemug. A lady who has no shame and is happy to be treated as a filthy sex object. Every hole is a goal! You wouldn't touch it unless you were really smashed, then would regret it in the morning.
by Stealth Shagger October 9, 2008
Get the Whore-Machinemug. The place where one takes out money on a night out into town where one intends on pulling some mingers or simply having an inevitably crap night
by very_ape January 18, 2006
Get the gash machinemug. a red Peugeot that is covered in rubbish and belongs to tracy it has a bin that smells like poo no seat belts and manages to fit half of lympne school in the back of
by heart broken marmite mark October 17, 2021
Get the marmite machinemug. A party animal may turn into a rage machine after consuming too many brewskies but can be tamed by eating taquitos
by Limearita December 19, 2014
Get the rage machinemug. A digital archiving service of the World Wide Web, allowing users to go 'back in time' and to revisit saved snapshots of a previous version of a website. It's especially useful for visiting sites that have since been taken down, allowing users to appreciate changes in a current site or to reminisce the old times.
It's a recommended source of information when looking up older exam papers, and other various scholarly material.
It's a recommended source of information when looking up older exam papers, and other various scholarly material.
Me, a 20M, looking through the Wayback Machine.
"Wow, minecraft.com has grown a long way since 2011! Damn, I'm old."
"Wow, minecraft.com has grown a long way since 2011! Damn, I'm old."
by Noobgamer0111 October 31, 2020
Get the Wayback Machinemug. A derogatory (but accurate) term used to refer to "generative AI" like ChatGPT, referring to the tendency of such programs to "hallucinate" invalid information and present it as truth.
"Yo did you hear that Google is adding generative AI to their voice assistant?"
"Wow, I can talk to the hallucination machine! What an innovation!"
"Wow, I can talk to the hallucination machine! What an innovation!"
by _Colonial_ October 9, 2023
Get the Hallucination Machinemug.