the words 'ur mum' are the greatest words mankind has ever invented. There is so much emotion in these beautiful words I cannot even describe how it makes me feel when someone whispers these words Into my ears it makes me feel all buzzy and tingly it is a sensational feel coursing through your body. the maker of these words a quandarius figgle bottom the 3rd now he is the most gorgeous person to ever set foot on this earth gosh I wish he would marry me.
jack: Hey christian ur mum is a fucking ugly whore.
Christian: shut up cuz guess what I had intercourse with ur dad last night
jack: wha-
Christian: shut up cuz guess what I had intercourse with ur dad last night
jack: wha-
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i’m pissed off
aww what’s up
i fell out w the boys
it’s okay it’s their loss u will find better new friends you can always speak to me
aha thanks (gets ick cus u remind them of a mum)
did he just get put in the mum zone
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i fell out w the boys
it’s okay it’s their loss u will find better new friends you can always speak to me
aha thanks (gets ick cus u remind them of a mum)
did he just get put in the mum zone
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