ur mum

your mother

"me and ur mum"

by Tables man March 23, 2022

Ur mum

Ur mum is the absolute best, original, wittiest, and well thought out insult known to man.

Guy 1- Stop hitting my ribcage with a metal bar

Guy 2- I'm doing ur mum

by Lil faggoty fag June 10, 2022

ur mum

This phrase is used (mostly in England) as one of the best way to end a conversation. The reason for this is because there is no way to reply to it.

Example 1:
Joe: What do you want for dinner tonight?

Jeff: Ur mum

Example 2:
Bob: Harry you’re so ugly

Harry: Ur mum

Example 3:
Teacher: Harvey, did you do your homework?

Harvey: No

Teacher: Why not?

Harvey: Ur mum

by Ur mum definition February 18, 2022

ur mum

the words 'ur mum' are the greatest words mankind has ever invented. There is so much emotion in these beautiful words I cannot even describe how it makes me feel when someone whispers these words Into my ears it makes me feel all buzzy and tingly it is a sensational feel coursing through your body. the maker of these words a quandarius figgle bottom the 3rd now he is the most gorgeous person to ever set foot on this earth gosh I wish he would marry me.

jack: Hey christian ur mum is a fucking ugly whore.
Christian: shut up cuz guess what I had intercourse with ur dad last night
jack: wha-

by Yo_mamaOffical June 03, 2022

Mom or mum

The one woman /girl /lady / best friend any daughter should have . Will not cause heart break and is there for you .

I wish my mom or mum

never left me

by L.a.r.a April 12, 2018

Mum bore

Someone who can only talk about their children and nothing else.

“How are you today?”

“Well Ethan has been awake all night and wasn’t great this morning” = Mum bore

by Kayinsane April 27, 2022

morgans mum

A sweet little lady who loves taking nuts to the face from shredded black dudes who are hung like a horse

"Damn look at that milf over there!"
"OH! That's "Morgans mum" ! She loves penis"
"I'm finna go over and give her the BIDNESS!!!!!!"

by Dick Butkusssssssss January 22, 2014