morning stunner

When a man takes his erect penis and gently taps it on the forehead of his partner upon waking.
If you don't roll over, I'll give you the morning stunner.

Who needs an alarm clock when you have the morning stunner?
by Anita Dick April 22, 2005
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morning wood

An erection a male has when waking up.
Also known as a piss-hardon.
by PiE! March 18, 2003
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morning nob

your nob after a big night of wanking and or sex
Girlfreind: "whats that fishy smell?"
Brain: "oh thats just my morning nob"
by Hakko October 03, 2004
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Morning Brew

A mixture of dried snot, drool, and eye crust mixed with your first cup of coffee in the morning. If there was sexual intercourse or any other similar actions, cum and fecial mater, if involved, can also be added to make a more potent mixture.
Nothing wakes you up better than a nice steaming hot cup of morning brew.
by DeMarkus & Chang December 14, 2010
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morning glory

The seeds of several varieties of Morning Glory (Ipomoea violacea) contain a naturally occurring tryptamine called Lysergic Acid Amide (LSA), which is closely related to LSD. Seeds are taken orally, and can be eaten whole or the active alkaloids can be extracted.

The most common active varieties of seeds are Heavenly Blue, Pearly Gates, and Flying Saucers. Like LSD, LSA acts as a "psychedelic" or "hallucinogen" which can have strong mental effects.
I didn't have any LSD so I orally ingested some Morning Glory seeds instead.
by jiblair October 29, 2003
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morning glory

the act of a man being awakened from a deep sleep by being given oral stimulation by his significant other
if you want to wake your boyfriend up with a smile just pull down his shorts and give him a morning glory
by chikiimonkey21020 June 08, 2010
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morning glory

1. LSA or 9,10-Didehydro-6-methylergoline-8ß-carboxamide or D-lysergic acid amide or LA-111.
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2. To wake up with a 'hard-on'.
1. "Know where I can get any Morning Glory seeds?"
2. "I've got 'Morning Glory'."
by Diego August 31, 2003
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