Minnesota Bacon

The process of which a man gathers all of his nail clippings from the last 12 years and mixing it with straight black tar, creating a dough. It is then slow roasted under nikocado avocado’s Roll #37 section 12 B until a crisp, golden brown. Topped with steaming jizz extracted from an orangutan, served hot and crunchy.

Minnesota bacon

by myskin1issoBlack July 17, 2022

Minnesota

The Land of 10,000 Lakes. Minnesota is a Mid-Western state known for snow, lakes, and the Vikings. Minnesota has a population of 5,707,000 as of 2021. Minnesota’s economy is roughly comparable to the country of Hong Kong. With 86,935.83 Square Miles of land, Minnesota is the 12th largest state, ahead of Utah but smaller than Michigan. In presidential elections, Minnesota is a lean democratic state. It holds the active longest streak of voting democratic in presidential elections; it hasn’t been won by the GOP since Richard Nixon in 1972.

Minnesota is the Land of 10,000 Lakes.

by ThePoliticalSpectrum November 14, 2022

Minnesota Snowplow

Where one ejaculates on the side of an unsuspecting bystander.

She just looked so sad and aloof walking down the hallway. So just as she turned the corner, I ran up and gave her a Minnesota Snowplow. We both feel so much better now.

by umtonsilbarbiebutchersweetnlow February 19, 2014

Minnesota Stomp Cock

Getting your Urethra filled in with fresh snow and then getting your penis stomped on by steel-toed boots.

Bon Jovi got the old Minnesota Stomp Cock treatment for being late to lineups.

by Ryan9877654 March 31, 2021

Minnesota Choke

An all to familiar feeling for fans of anything Minnesota, in which whatever you cheer for inevitably falls apart.

The TWolves were the most recent example of the Minnesota Choke.
The Vikings have the Minnesota Choke down to a science. Heck, they invented it.

by Mr Duckets August 6, 2024

minnesota top

the act of a women putting an ice cube in her mouth and performing oral

dude last night jessica gave me that minnesota top

by nicfila69 March 3, 2020

Minnesota Campfire

Two moderately handsome man rub their penises together in the woods, much like boy scouts attempting to start a primitive campfire. When the sticks start to head up and the men achieve simultaneous release, they sit down and eat smore's and then pretend it never happened.

Saint and Sam went out and started a Minnesota Campfire tonight and think we don't know

by Adrianrage December 30, 2024