minnesota hairspray

When your man sprays his precious seed into your hair and it hardens from the cold.

Omg my bf just gave me a Minnesota hairspray and it is just what I needed.

by Minnesotaboy January 16, 2017

minnesota memory foam mattress

When on a one night stand, and sleeping at the other person's residence, you wait until the other person is asleep. You then shit the bed, clean yourself off, and push the sleeping person into the shit you just left in the bed.

I'm not sure what happened, I just woke up completely covered in shit.

Sounds like he gave you the ol' Minnesota memory foam mattress!!

by talontd92tsi November 9, 2015

Minnesota Renville

A woman who engages in group and lesbian sex, whilst fooling her boyfriend into thinking that it’s only he she’s fucking. This type of women is hysterical and if she gives birth to your baby in the county of Anoka, she’ll use witchery to fool the judge into thinking that you are crazy whilst all the while, it’s actually her that’s as crazy as a loon.

Have you ever gone on a date with a Minnesota Renville? Oh you have? Did you notice the bruises and redness all around her lady parts? Whatever you do, don’t knock her up because she is so evil as to purposely keep the father out of the child’s life.

by EVERHEARDOFRODNEYKING? July 27, 2019

Minnesota Tina

A girl that can be found in Minnesota, usually going by the call sign Tina, who engages in group sex with many men at a time as well as lesbian sex, whilst all the while leading her boyfriend to believe he’s the only one. Proof can be hard to find because she is so mentally unstable that she will engage in this sexual over stimulation behavior like it’s just another day. But look for odd bruising and redness on and about the bottom area and if you take off the blinders, watch a little porn, you’ll see exactly what type of slut you’re dealing with. Highly, highly unstable; do NOT procreate with this creature. She is liable to keep you out of yours and her own child.

If you ever encounter an easy Minnesota Tina, don’t let the devil in or else you’ll end up paying with unimaginable nightmares that turn out to be your reality.

by EVERHEARDOFRODNEYKING? July 28, 2019

Minnesota Tina

A Latin derived term meaning: An oversexed girl who gets her self esteem from sexual encounters, including group and lesbian sex. Is willing to ruin her own child’s life to prove a point; however, can’t/won’t see it that way.

If you find a Minnesota Tina who knows what to do with it, run as fast as your little legs will carry you.

by EVERHEARDOFRODNEYKING? July 28, 2019

Minnesota Mallard Migration

When a man with a large beard goes down on a woman with crabs.

John's been scratching his face alot, he must have experienced the Minnesota Mallard Migration.

by DXbuddie November 27, 2019

Minnesota Ave

The longest, bumpiest, deadliest street in SE/NE

Man I ain’t going down Minnesota Ave, I ain’t tryna get another flat tire bitch

by Official Savage Sweetheart April 12, 2019