Matthew 

That friend that always looks tired. He has a lot of hair and forgets a lot of things. He isn’t that good a paying attention either

Me: Matthew did you hear that?
Matthew: you where talking?

Matthew by Corn on my hand December 12, 2018

Matthew 

Matthew is a kind of odd person. Once he likes he likes something he gets creepily obsessed and and never lets go. If you meet a man named Matthew you shud probobaly run.

Wow Matthew stop getting so obsessed giulia ur being such a Matthew.

Matthew by Mathew Sharpless December 14, 2018

Matthew 

a Phat Man That Plays Fortnite

ohh Look its a Phat man its probably a matthew

Matthew by Pissqual December 24, 2018

Matthew 

A thick nibba who is hella cute. He has tall ass friends named Blayze or other wierd names of the sort. He also has other mixed friends that are of black decent. He likes video games and is an introvert to most.

Person 1: Who’s that.
Person 2: I don’t know but he looks like a matthew.

Matthew by Tirdface April 12, 2019

Matthew 

A dude who obsesses over the fact that your mom is a dentist

Matthew: hey I heard your mom is a dentist
You: yeah...
Matthew: oh lol that’s so cool can she do my braces hehe hehe
*one day later
Matthew: hey can your mom do my braces hehe hehe
You: *facepalm

Matthew by iamfromArea51help July 15, 2019

Matthew 

Matthew is generally a goat and if he’s gay he can go die in a fire but if u have a good Matthew hell do anything for you

Matthew I love you baby

Matthew by Dale dobback November 12, 2020

matthew 

ugly kid who is dumb

matthew is very dumb

matthew by itsurboiiiiiiiiiiii April 17, 2019