lolercaust

An event which takes place on the internet with three or more participants that is funny, but clearly motivated by unsavoury and morally bereft inclinations and means and would likely be considered offensive by other, more sensitive individuals.

P1: omg, ur a f*ckin f*g.
p2: f*ck you, f*g.

p3: f*ck you both, you're both f*gs.
p4: f*ck you n*ggers, you're all n*gger f*g k*kes!
Ghett0: Jesus Christ, what a f*ckin 'lolercaust. Will you guys give it a rest before you get yourselves banned?

by OG Ghett0 May 21, 2009

Lone Boner

a guy/girl who thinks a chick is hot, but literally none of his/her friends agree.

dude you are such a lone boner thinking about that emily chick.

by azeensmellsgreat October 16, 2010

Lone Ranger

A man who is involuntarily celibate. He has no girlfriend (or boyfriend), and knows he can't get one, so he just jerks off to porn all the time.

Worker #1: Hey, let's ask Peter Beater to come to the bar with us tonight.

Worker #2: Nah. He goes to the strip joint every Friday 'cause he's a Lone Ranger.

by Marty Robbins May 25, 2006

Laner

A Laner is a term meaning a mad animal such as a cow where they outlandishly attack human beings or other cows. Usually they are known for moving in a stampede. When there is food present, they go even more crazy and often this develops into Mono.

That Laner went crazy and chased me down the hall sceaming mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

by Debbie Connolly April 7, 2003

loneranger

The act of calling rodeo just as you are about to cum, when your friends are waiting to pounce outside the room, and you are masturbating, not having sex with an ugly slut. When they come in to laugh at you, the joke backfires. You laugh at them as they see you masturbating, if your lucky you will gun one of them done with your six shooter.

"The other night Chris called rodeo at a party. We all piled in to the room for a laugh, but it backfired, when he pulled a textbook loneranger and hit Rhys between the eyes."

by rusty g January 2, 2010

lolerz police

the people who decide if something is funny

oh sheeeeeeeet, we gotsta ask the lolerz police about that joke.

by tujmo October 22, 2007

The Lone Ranger

When you're doing a girl doggy style, you make glasses with your hands upside down for 30 seconds, if you don't get caught you call a friend and say "The Lone Ranger rides again" while still doing her doggy style.

I called my buddy John when I did the Lone Ranger to this girl last night!

by ABF3(AW) June 30, 2008