Loligo

Latin for a really hot chick who is usually short. Similar to Lola or Lolita but much hotter. She tends to be very smart (super geek kind of smart), loves everything from punk rock to opera, well spoken, well read, and has sexy tattoos. All contained in a travel sized, smokin' body. Loligos tend to date band boys, but only real band boys, not some loser who "really rips it on Rock Band!"

She's totally out of your league, so just admire her from across the mosh pit because she's banging the drummer on his tour bus after the show.

Guy #1: Dude! Look at that hottie over by the front of the stage!

Guy #2: Oh, yeah, I saw her earlier talking to the band.

Guy #1: Really?

Guy #2: Yeah, she was quoting Carl Jung. I didn't get it but it sounded hot!

Guy #1: I bet she's banging the drummer. Lucky bastard.

Guy #2: She's totally a Loligo. He's so lucky.

by Twinkiee January 16, 2011

Lovingly detach

What you say when the relationship has no hope, but you have to say something nice in order to feel less guilty for dumping someone.

“I’m not dumping you, I’m lovingly detaching”. Sounds so much better than “Fuck you, you piece of shit. Go take a long walk on a short pier.”

I don’t think this is going anywhere. I’m lovingly detaching. I wish you all the best.

by Muffinabadmood June 6, 2019

pasta loving trottle

A term used in the anime called Hetalia, England refers to Italy as a pasta loving trottle. Which basically means that Italy is a pasta loving slut. Cheers.

Get the hell away from me you pasta loving trottle!
That Italian guy is a pasta loving trottle.

by Cocoa_Tapioca March 26, 2019

shit loving booty kicker

a man/woman who LOVES eating shit while kicking someones ass

dude, that bitch is such a shit loving booty kicker

by toeclipper March 5, 2022

Woke up Losing

It the feeling you get when your really hung over from the night before and just feel like you woke up on the losing team.

Dude 1. Man you look aweful
Dude 2. yeah I woke up losing today.

by Jacy C December 22, 2008

Coffee-loving Grammar-Nazi Hippie

An individual who consumes disgusting amounts of coffee to appear "hip" while also pointing out the grammar mistakes in the facebook wall posts of others. And they refuse to wear shoes inside of restaurants and other areas in the public sphere. Also, personal hygiene is not one of their strong points.

Guy 1: Dude, Whittney pointed out my bad grammar on facebook.
Guy 2: Don't worry, she's just a coffee-loving grammar-nazi hippie.

by DollaBillz November 16, 2007

Loligamy

The act of have multiple laughs

That comedian was so funny, I had to commit loligamy

by Sly_Dodger October 6, 2008