cock licking

my fucking penis is wet and juicy oo baby i feel pleasure

by yoyo chung July 7, 2003

Lickety Split

Stupid My Little Pony who makes an ass out of herself in the My Little Pony movie. Has buck teeth, has inter-species sex, and dances badly.

Lickety Split sucks hardcore.
Yeah dude, you said it.

by BlarneyDood April 25, 2005

linkitis

Linkitis is a horrible internet-based deasease.
This desease often is caused by tiny Linkittens which infest one's post and causes them to miss or ignore the post directly above them.
Malinkitis is often a variation of the desease that causes the poster to miss 2 or more posts.

The best ways to avoid Linkitis is to apply a Linkondom (also known as an Edit Button) or to abstain from posting in large groups where Linkittens are often prone to strike.

You posting so close to me gave me Linkitis.

by Malion December 25, 2007

chicken lickin

Chicken lickin is when you go on a rampage lickin dick

Sup John, I heard you went chicken Lickin
Umm,Uhh, yeah soo...
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA YOUR GAY AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

by THOMAS CROCKETT November 15, 2007

anal licking puppy fuck

someone who is a piece of shit, a waist of life, a bad person!!!!!!!

All day long when I was at work, My boss acted like an anal licking puppy fuck.

by Lance B 0325 February 4, 2010

Licking The Bowl

When hung like a horse ones fella can be felt licking the bowl in a seating position.

I went for a dump and the trouser snake was licking the bowl.

by Duthart December 23, 2007

Lickified

An extension of the term Lickification. A pseudo-modern verb for describing the physical soiling of personal property using saliva, mucus, dribble, or any other aural/nasal excretory matter. Common methods are sneezing, coughing, using unwashed hands, and more advanced hand-to-mouth/nose-to-mouth techniques - see Lickyfly for more details.

Can also be used to describe the emotional damage and trauma experienced if an individual is unfortunate enough to witness a Lickifiction event. The phenomenon can lead to loss of appetite, frustration, paranoia, and other related obsessive-compulsive disorders.

Ewww I've been lickified

by Snowman December 10, 2004