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letter abuse

When someone empahsizes a word by adding extra letters to it, but goes a little overboard; commonly found in AIM and Myspace conversations.
cool_guy_101: Omgg Caseyyy I'm sooo excitedd for that partyyy toniteee!!!!!!!!
xxcaseyxx: wow brad, total letter abuse.
by Casey Robberts July 16, 2007
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Leastern Conference

Another name synonymous for the Eastern Conference of the National Basketball Association(NBA) that is ridiculed by the Western Conference for their subpar team records and easy path to the NBA Finals every year. The conference is often plagued with the lack of talent and often top-heavy records that allows the same teams such as the 2010-14 Miami Heat to reach the NBA Finals year to year with minimal or no real competition. The disparity is often attributed to Michael Jordan's second retirement from the Chicago Bulls in 1998.
Joe: Did you hear that the Miami Heat went to four straight finals? Now that's an impressive feat only done three times before.

Miller: Yeah, but they play in the Leastern Conference so it's not that impressive with how easy they had it out there. Now had they gone to four straight finals in the Western Conference that would be no doubt an impressive feat. Just look at the 9th seed 2013-14 Phoenix Suns in the Western Conference, they would have been a 3rd seed in the Leastern Conference.

Joe: When you put it like that I guess you're right.
by Concerned User July 3, 2014
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bong letter

A standard rejection form letter from a company.
Chris used the phrase "bong letter" but neither my coworker or I believe him, so we looked it up on google and eventually found what he was talking about. It's some sort of rejection letter.
by ajna April 3, 2007
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Dutch Letter

A huge S shaped shit, resembling the classic Pella, Iowa "Dutch Letter" pastry.
I asked her to give me a blumpkin, but then I surprised her with a "dutch letter" in the face.
by dznutz83 December 3, 2010
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the scarlet letter

Most... boring... book... ever, by Nathaniel Hawthorne

I guarantee you, you won't be able to stay interested long enough to read just five sentences of this piece of shit. It's nothing but paragraphs that are one page long, talking about a bunch of crap that you can't understand, which leaves you thinking "ok.. now where the hell is all the fun stuff?"
"In fact, this scaffold constituted a portion of a penal machine, which now, for two or three generations past, has been merely historical and traditionary among us, but was held, in the old time, to be as effectual an agent in the promotion of good citizenship, as ever was the guillotine among the terrorists of France." - Passage from The Scarlet Letter.

Seriously.. does that sound interesting to you?
by SomeBadJoke October 7, 2006
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3 letter man

WWII Navy slang meaning FAG, a term used on the battleship USS Texas and possibly other navy ships.
Seamen First Class Benjamin Dover is a strong 3 letter man who swabs the poopdeck.
by K Werz. February 11, 2008
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Chain Letter

A form of forward letters that are illegal in real life, so now a bunch of idiots have begun doing it in real life.
I hate those damn chain letters.
by Dude November 25, 2003
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