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Lauren

A blonde hair blue eyed hoe. She is very self obsessed. She wants to fuck all the boys. She runs through boys faster than Olivia can run through tampons. Never date a Lauren or else you will get dumped for some other nerd that does her homework.
Girl one: I hate Lauren she stole my boyfriend

Girl two: he was never yours with Lauren around
by HannahisGay May 27, 2019
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extremely sexy, short, normally doesn't give a crap about her education and an alcoholic
God she's going to to become a right Lauren
by Savvy67lol January 18, 2017
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A girl who isn't afraid to get a little tipsy every now and then. She loves parties and busting it open. Lauren is down to get wild any time, any place. Everyone at parties looks at Lauren and her friends wishing they could be like them. She kinda look goofy, but it's okay :/ She is always extra and is told often to stfu. She has jokes but they aren't original.
by sfbo December 29, 2016
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That lauren. That thot needs to be goners
by Elmo has mail January 23, 2018
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A really funny person. Sometimes will spread rumors about you and your other friends to become popular. Always thinks about herself first(in a bad way) and never wants to tell you anything thats stupid so you can feel left out. She will mke you laugh in the weirdest ways and has a pretty smile but dosent really show it that much. She will make you cry. Garenteed
Guy 1: Hey, did you see Laurren today?
Guy 2: Yes and she made me feel like shit.

Guy 1: Cuz i was wondering, is it really true that you slept with becky?
Guy 2: UUUUHHHHH NO!

Guy 1: Oh, i bet you Lauren made that up>>>>>

Girl 1: OMG Wy r u crying?
Girl 2: That Bitch Lauren made up rumors that i slept with Mark.
Girl 1: WOW! Lets just not talk to her anymore
by Missymumu<3 December 9, 2012
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A girl who usually is nice at first but then seems to back stab you after a long friendship. Always seems nice but then slowly goes to other people. Make sure to look out for signs such as, bragging, always talking about other people and not wanting to go out with you.
Why are you so sad?
Lauren just went and backstabbed me.
Typical
by IHateYou8347 March 6, 2018
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One who imbibes in cooked pets
Jacob: you know who Lauren is?
Josh: yeah that's my girlfriend
by Bruh304 October 18, 2019
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