Landon

Landon is an annoying mf he may stalk you (Follow you everywhere) he is also very emotional don’t ever date a Landon bc they are weird asf and ugly asf and they also talk a lot of shit and they are really bad at sports😬

Ew is that Landon he’s annoying

by Jaylzzze October 29, 2019

Landon

A Landon is a very cuties guy in the world and I easy to hook up with.

That person is hot, must be a Landon

by anonymous November 12, 2021

landon

a sweet, cute, hot boy who probably has curly hair. he will love you forever even if you guys brake up, he is always around his friends but he's secretly a softy but doesn't want to admit it.

"look hes so cute! thats so landon!"

by kyli doering <3 October 7, 2021

Landon

f-boy with tiny peen, looks like blonde lord farquaad

ayo is that landon

balls

by Bitch Identifier October 28, 2021

Landon

Most Landon’s usually smell good but the Landon I know smells BAD, like super stinky. Once you walk into Landons room (the one I know) you instantly want to walk out and leave the area, his room mainly smells like cheese and farts. (Rip that chair)

Someone: dude have you been in Landons room ?
Someone 2: no why?
Someone: IT STINKS BAD

by JazzRatazz October 29, 2021

Landon

Landon likes to go to a hotel room a lot even though he has the tiniest cock he will always yell while playing video games

Hey what happened last night I went to the hotel room with landon

by Ariaiaiaiai October 30, 2021

Landon

Deez nuts “Trip and land-on deez nuts”

“Hey you know Landon?”
“No, who is that?”
“TRIP AND LAND-ON DEEZ NUTS”

by anonymous September 20, 2021