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Landon

A stupid ass person that said ass clown all the time
James is a ass clown said Landon
by Sjshbdidid September 26, 2019
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Landon

Someone who's awesome at soccer and who should also play lacrosse.
"Yo, Landon should totally play LAX!"
by JesuitsRule January 3, 2024
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Landon Merrill Neck

When you slap some one in the back of the neck really hard and almost black them out.
Man that nigga michael west said wick wist of the wetch and i straight molly whomped his shit i gave him a landon merrill neck a jumbo jack WITHOUT the cheese.
by Mdubs87 November 3, 2011
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Landon Carter

Landon is the following;

Gay: The most common term to refer to homosexual individuals, particularly men, as well as a general term for LGBTQ+ people.
Homosexual: An outdated and often clinical-sounding term, historically used to pathologize gay and lesbian people.
Queen: A gay man, often one who is flamboyant or effeminate. Various types include Drag Queen, Gym Queen, and Size Queen.
Twink: A slim, young, and often hairless gay man.
Bear: A larger, hairier, and often older gay man.
Cub: A younger version of a Bear.
Otter: A gay man who is slim but hairy.
Daddy: An older gay man.
Zaddy: An exceptionally attractive and fashionable older gay man.
Screamer: 1950s slang for a man who is obviously gay.
Gay Cat: In 19th and early 20th-century American hobo slang, a younger man who engaged in sexual acts with older hobos.

Offensive slurs and reclaimed terms
Many words originally used as slurs have been reclaimed by some in the LGBTQ+ community, but their use is highly sensitive and generally inappropriate for outsiders.

Faggot: One of the most offensive slurs used against gay men, historically associated with violence.
Poofter/Poof/Pouf: British slur for gay men.
Limp-wristed: An insult for gay men perceived as effeminate.
Homo: A shortened and often hostile version of "homosexual".
Landon Carter is a damn faggot, have you seen the size of tiny penis?
by vrqiczz October 23, 2025
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Landon

A dude that streak up the bed and kisses dude like Porter, Devin and Colby
by Landon kisser June 11, 2022
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Landon

A Landon is a type word that is used to describe a person that indulges in finding girls, and have a sexual desire when they get with one.
You remember how Micheal dated that model to just to get down and dirty with her?

Yeah, he’s such a Landon for that. I think I‘ma pull a Landon too.
by SmartNegro January 9, 2024
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landon

a sweet, cute, hot boy who probably has curly hair. he will love you forever even if you guys brake up, he is always around his friends but he's secretly a softy but doesn't want to admit it.
"look hes so cute! thats so landon!"
by kyli doering <3 October 7, 2021
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